CURTAINS

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The new (hopefully brighter) year is upon us.  Maybe my creative muse will return, maybe not.

It occurred to me that I haven’t done a household items post in awhile.  Both of my prior such posts originated while meditating in The Important Room.  Let’s see what the rest of the house has to offer, shall we?

Walls, rugs, lamps, couches, chairs – not a lot of inspiration there, at least not today.

Electrical cords – they could definitely be the basis of one of my darker posts, but again, not today.

Windows – a very popular topic for many writers, and probably every one of those writers can do a better job of it than I can.  I don’t need that competition, at least not today.

But what’s that on top of those windows?  Oh, right – CURTAINS!

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Curtains can be inspiration for darker posts, too – “It’s curtains for you, my friend!”

Or they can be the symbol of a bright future:  “Curtains up!”

Curtains, when properly hung, can be comforting, soothing – and can draw the eye to the brighter outside world.  Curtains can bring together the individual elements of an eclectic (read, “garage sale”) décor.

Curtains can be used to define space – perfect for delineating the seating and sleeping areas of a studio apartment, or for separating the halves of a shared bedroom when siblings don’t always get along (also good for hiding those faces they’re making at each other).

Curtains can be used to retreat from that bright outside world, or to keep the lunatic from across the street from staring into your living room.  Curtains can be moved aside just so, to make sure that same lunatic isn’t now finding his way up your walk to your front door.

(Oh, wait, that’s my neighborhood, and hopefully not yours!)

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But curtains, like everything else in this world, have a finite lifespan.  Eventually, they become faded and tattered and need to be replaced.  Replacing curtains is not as easy as one might think – as I found out when we renovated our house, the curtains I love are no longer available in any local stores.  Thanks heavens for Amazon and other online stores.  Sometimes there’s even free shipping!

Once the new curtains are up, you are left with the old ones, but they can be useful, too.

Need a cover for that back seat in the car so the dog hair (and muddy paw prints) don’t invalidate your lease?  Try a large, sturdy window curtain (a shower curtain works especially well – perfect size, and it has all those little holes that can be used to tie the curtain to the head rests).

Got little girls who play with dolls?  You can cut the larger household curtains into doll-house size window curtains, or you can make beautiful little doll dresses.

Got little boys who like to play super-hero?  Large curtains make wonderful capes.  Even better if they’re a little tattered – perfect marks of the hero’s ability to survive the most dangerous battles.

Only have four-footed “children”?  The sturdier curtains can be used to recover the doggie or kitty bed.  Simple, cheap – and you won’t be so upset when those little claws destroy it.

(Or, if you’re Puppy Cody, you get a cover – curtain or comforter – thrown over the living room couch, you get your own fluffy pillows, and you dare anyone to try to move you off “your bed” when you’re already on it.)

Finally, don’t let’s forget the obligatory Google search on our chosen household item.  Want to know the history of curtains?  Here’s a link (and it’s well worth reading – I know I learned a lot):  http://www.history1700s.com/index.php/articles/14-guest-authors/1229-curtains-what-s-their-history-and-how-they-came-into-existence.html

I believe that’s enough for today.  I’m thinking of setting up a “Household Items” category on the sidebar for those of you who love these types of posts.  I could maybe add to it periodically whenever the non-muse hits me.

Let’s see what I can cook up.

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Here’s to 2017!

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Another Year Down

At least one of my personalities is still able to function after another work-week-from-hell! Maybe after this long, totally event-free, weekend, I’ll be feeling more creative. Meanwhile:

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S, EVERYONE!

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The cold, dark winter is upon us.

Year 2016 is about to end.

You might have noted my frequent absences.  I’ve been very busy this year.  I can’t tell you where I’ve been or what I’ve been doing the last couple of months – if I did, I would then have to kill you.

Suffice it to say that I have accomplished much.

An egotistical sociopath is about to become President of the United States.  While I can’t take credit for that, I will say that I am quite happy about it.  The domestic upheavals surrounding the election were right up my alley – ’cause you all know how much I love to spread peace and good cheer.  Especially at home.

Speaking of which – CookieCakes (a/k/a Cordelia’s Mom,  for those of you new to this site) is miserable in her new job, and stressed out to…

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The Christmas Kitten (Guest Post by Paul Curran)

Merry Christmas, Everyone! Please enjoy this 2014 post by Paul Curran, who is sharing this holiday with the original Christ Family and all the angels. Rest in peace, my friend.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

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THE CHRISTMAS KITTEN

By: Paul Curran

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Christmas Eve, 11:35 pm, Thousand Oaks, California

The faint but strident meowing woke me up. Lying in bed, I opened my eyes and listened: “Meooow, Meooow”. The sound was coming from outside the motel room. It repeated twice more as I climbed out of bed and struggled into my pants in the faint light filtering through the drapes. My friend Elroy was still snoring in the next bed over. The air conditioning was a deep background rumble holding the 90 degree night at bay. I opened the motel door, making sure it was unlocked so I wouldn’t wake up Elroy, and stepped outside into the heat. The meowing got louder.

Elroy’s Kenworth tractor sat parked in front of the motel room, a dark shadow looming in the night. It was alone in the lot, as we were the only…

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This Year’s Non-Christmas

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Sure, I’ve been trying to get into the spirit of the holidays.  I did go out and get the gifts and the cards, and I did make plans for attending and/or hosting events like Christmas Eve for the whole family at my youngest daughter’s house and Christmas dinner for my husband, mother-in-law and middle daughter at our house.

I even had hubby buy the special Christmas breakfast ingredients, despite the fact that it will probably be just hubby and me for breakfast.

But my heart just isn’t in it this year.  I’m so very tired.  The new job is sucking the life out of me, and I’m feeling trapped because there are so few other opportunities in this area for people my age – and I still have a few years before I can retire.

(Note:   Like my writing?  Like my photos?  How about a combination of the two?  Hire me now!  See the “Want Me?” page.)

I couldn’t even bring myself to put up the tree or any of the decorations this year.  It just didn’t seem worth it.

And now I’m sick again.  Hey, folks, don’t get all worried – it’s just another sinus thing going on, but with my suppressed immunity due to the Remicade treatments, I’m having a hard time overcoming the virus.  I’ve been fighting it for more than a week.

Today, I got up, got dressed for work, ate a little breakfast, took Cody out – and then realized I wasn’t going anywhere.  Absolutely not.  No way.  No how.  Driving would be dangerous and incredibly stupid.

And so, I called off from my new job – for the first time ever – and went back to bed.

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Today will be a day for sleeping or watching movies while under the bedcovers, drinking hot lemon tea, munching crackers, and hugging the dog.  Tomorrow I will drag myself back into the office somehow.  Fortunately it’s the last work day before Christmas and it will be a short, hopefully not too stressful, day – normal work morning, but then the office holiday lunch from noon to 2, and the office closes at 3.  The office will be closed on Monday for Christmas.

Hopefully, I can make it through tomorrow.  Then I have a whole 3 days before I have to face the office grief again.

Maybe a weekend with my family is all that I need.  Family makes everything better, doesn’t it?

Merry Christmas, everyone.  I may or may not post between now and Christmas.  My post on Christmas Day will be a re-blog – and it’s going to be one that will make many of you laugh and cry at the same time.  Be sure to check it out.

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