Legal-Schmegal

DisclaimerSorry, ladies and gentlemen, but my day job is in the legal field (no, I’m not a lawyer, thank you very much), and I try to be careful about keeping things legal.  Therefore, the obligatory legal statements will follow these introductory comments.

I don’t much care if you actually read the whole thing – when push comes to shove, it should be binding whether you read it or not (did I mention that I am not a lawyer and do not pretend to be one?)

Basically, what the fancy language in the Website Disclaimer means is this:

1.  Take everything I say with a grain of salt.  I am not an expert on anything.

2.  Except for guest posts and reader comments, the opinions in this blog are mine.  If I refer to a specific person, company, municipality, or geographic  location, that is not to be interpreted as an endorsement.

3.  If I inadvertently insult a person, company, municipality or residents in a specific geographic area, I might apologize, but you won’t get any money from me, even if by some miracle I have some money at the time of the alleged insult.

4.  While I’ll try to post on some sort of recognizable schedule, I can’t guarantee that I won’t have a delay due to sickness or lack of ideas; and I also can’t guarantee that I won’t UP the schedule if I get really excited about something  I’ve just written.

5.  Just because an ad appears on one of my pages, it doesn’t mean that I endorse that product or service, although I will make every effort to keep inappropriate ads off my pages.

6.  Oh, and please, please, please don’t get hurt, sick or die from reading this blog!

So, now that you understand my need to protect myself, here is the actual:

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WEBSITE DISCLAIMER

Credit

This Website Disclaimer was created using a Contractology template available at http://www.freenetlaw.com.

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Without prejudice to the generality of the foregoing paragraph, CORDELIA’S MOM, STILL and CORDELIASMOM2012 do not warrant that:

  • this website will be constantly available, or available at all; or
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Nothing on this website constitutes, or is meant to constitute, advice of any kind.  If you require advice in relation to any legal, financial or medical matter you should consult an appropriate professional.

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*heaven forbid!

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And, as long as I’ve bored you to tears anyway, how about:

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The owner of CORDELIA’S MOM, STILL and CORDELIASMOM2012 (collectively, the “Blog”) does not share personal information with third-parties nor does the Blog store information which is collected about your visit for use other than to analyze content performance.  The owner of the Blog is not responsible for the republishing of the content found on this blog on other Web sites or media without permission.

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And:

Blog Comments Policy**

The owner of the Blog reserves the right to edit or delete any comments submitted to this blog without notice due to:

  • Comments deemed to be spam or questionable spam;
  • Comments including profanity;
  • Comments containing language or concepts that could be deemed  [unduly] offensive;
  • Comments that attack a person individually;
  • Comments that do not fit in with the subject matter of the Blog.

The foregoing Website Disclaimer,  Privacy Policy Statement and Blog Comments Policy statement are made as of August 29, 2013 and may change at any time without notice.

**Credit to:  Sample Blog Disclaimer

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15 Responses to Legal-Schmegal

  1. Karen J says:

    TeeHeeHee!
    That’s me by the Why?-bubble, up there!

    Love this – I can not only read it ’cause the type is big enough, I can read it ’cause the language is clear ~ Thank You, CM and Bright Blessings!

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    • Glad you like it! I added it right before my post where I blasted the various colleges, ’cause I was afraid someone might take offense (no, they haven’t, thank heavens, or at least not yet). Always better to be safe, I say, but there’s no need to be BORING.

      PS: Have I told you yet how glad I am you followed me over here? You are one of the 2 non-family readers who got me past the “eff it all, no one’s reading anyway” stage earlier this month.

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  2. Karen J says:

    Thank you, CM!
    I’m very glad you got past that, too – it would’ve been a real shame to put your light *back* under that bushel! 😉

    Bright Autumn Blessings to you, and do keep writing! (and I will, too…)

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  3. erinshelby says:

    Oh my goodness, you sure have covered the bases, haven’t you? (Or will someone object?)

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  4. Elyse says:

    This is hilarious. I came over to read Paul’s guest post, and started poking around your blog.

    As a fake legal expert AND a fake medical expert, I guess I should have a disclaimer on my blog too. Oh well!

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    • I’m so glad you decided to read more than just Paul’s blog – *sigh* – he seems to have totally taken over my readership! While I’m very proud of the fact that I had the good sense to bring him in as a guest poster, I’m becoming a little concerned that when he does start his own blog, he will take my readers with him, and leave me with none. Hopefully everyone will continue to read both blogs, ’cause you know I’m wonderful, too. [oops, that insecurity is peeking through again.]

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