Why Dogs Are Bad For Your Health

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CODY AT 6 MONTHS

Bad puppy = bad health for puppy’s owner.  I have become an expert.

Cody is now over  7 months old, and thankfully is calming down a bit.  So I guess we’ll keep her (not that there really was ever any doubt in that regard).

After all, the broken foot really wasn’t her fault.  I had her outside on leash and the stupid next-door neighbor gave her 10-year-old son a power saw to chop down an 8’ rose bush running up the side of the neighbor’s house.  As if the noise from the saw wasn’t enough, said rose bush then started toppling toward my house and looked like it was going to knock down my 6′ privacy fence.  Fortunately, said neighbor’s 8’ high trampoline prevented the fall onto the fence.  Unfortunately, the whole event startled Cody, who yanked me off the sidewalk, making me twist my foot and break the fifth metatarsal bone.

Of course, being me, I refused to believe it was, in fact, broken.  We were taking my mother-in-law out for dinner that evening, and I insisted on going anyway.  After hobbling into and out of the restaurant, and barely picking at my food, my husband insisted we take my mother-in-law home and then head to the ER.

The ER was not staffed with the A team that evening.  Even the x-ray tech questioned why an ankle x-ray had been ordered when I clearly was complaining of foot pain.  Sure ‘nuff, an hour later I was returned to radiology for the foot x-ray.  Yep – broken.

BootOn the bright side, I did get a week off work and was given a really cool “designer” boot (see photo) and a brand new pair of really shiny crutches.

However, the velcro on the boot gives me a discernibly crunchy/squeaky gait, which I’ve been told is annoying to some of my co-workers.  Oh well.  Would they rather have continued to cover for me while I rested up at home?  I think not.

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As I said, thankfully Cody is growing up.  The beginning was rough.  I had forgotten just how much work a new puppy could be, and how little sleep the owner gets.  I had forgotten that puppies chew on EVERYTHING, including shoes, books, rugs, and couches.

Thankfully, pretty much everything in my house is old and needs to be replaced anyway.  We learned quickly to remove all breakables from puppy’s reach – although we did at times fail to realize just how high puppy could jump or climb.  And, we had totally forgotten about FRAP (frenetic random activity periods), when puppy goes berserk, runs from one end of the house to the other, jumping on and off furniture and flying up and down steps.  It’s a wonder she didn’t break all four of her legs.

Fortunately, the FRAP times have become sporatic.  But in a way, I sort of miss them.

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CODY AT 7 MONTHS

And thankfully, Cody has pretty much learned that she is NOT sleeping with me, and the battles over who occupies the bed/couch have become rare.  Good thing – now that’s she’s over 40 lbs., she could probably win that battle (but we won’t tell her that, will we?)

 

Yes, Cody is growing up.  She has become loving and cuddly most of the time.  And once my broken foot heals, we will begin to enjoy each other again.

Unless stupid neighbor decides her son needs a rocket launcher.

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June Is Busting Out All Over

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COMING THIS MONTH

  • CookieCakes gets the boot – June 5, 2014
  • The masses speak – June 12, 2014
  • Listen up! – June 19, 2014
  • Everyone’s special to Cordelia’s Mom – June 26, 2014

Be sure to adjust your schedule to allow time to read me each week!

Also, be sure to sign up for the email notifications (or re-subscribe if you were previously getting emails and now aren’t – due to the MailChimp problem).  I have some special guest posts pending that aren’t on the above schedule, and I wouldn’t want anyone to miss them!

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Cordelia’s Mom reserves the right to modify the above schedule, or to insert additional posts.

And don’t forget CORDELIA’S MOM’S WORDS OF PSEUDO-WISDOM – and puppy post updates- which can only be found on my Facebook page

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Gotta Let the Monkey Go

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If any of you suddenly stopped receiving email notifications of my new posts, this is why:

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For whatever reason, MailChimp decided to “clean up” my subscription list.  Apparently many email followers simply read the posts on the email itself without clicking through to the blog, and anyone who has not “opened” any of the emails within a certain period of time is automatically dropped by MailChimp.  “Cleaning” the subscription list left me with something like 3 email subscribers (hard to believe, isn’t it?).

So, since MailChimp dropped my subscribers, I am dropping it.

At the top of the sidebar on the right side of this page, there is a new “follow me” button.  If you wish to receive email notifications, please re-enter your email address by clicking on the button.

The advantage of the email notifications, of course, is that you are informed of each new post and don’t have to scroll through the WordPress Reader looking for it.  As many of us know, the WordPress Reader is often clogged up by super-bloggers who post numerous times a day (but many of us love you anyway, Opinionated Man), and posts by less prolific bloggers are often buried somewhere near the bottom.

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My posts are much too entertaining to be overlooked. 

Sign up for the emails now!

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Have You Been Chosen?

AngelAlong the lower right side of this page, you will see thumbnail images of the blogs that I follow. There are less of those than ones that follow me. Why is that? Doesn’t blogging etiquette require that you follow every blogger that follows you? I don’t agree with that.

If you’re one of my followers and don’t see your image on my blog, please don’t hate me. Like most of you, I work a full-time job and have family obligations once I arrive home. I also need time to write all those wonderful blog posts everyone enjoys. Therefore, my reading time is very limited, and I like to use some of it for reading actual *gasp* books (fewer and fewer of us are doing that these days).

I pretty much only follow blogs that appeal to me for whatever reason. I tend to like blogs that are similar to mine – honestly written, sometimes humorous, sometimes heart-wrenching. I tend to avoid blogs whose sole purpose appears to be telling me how to write or market my blog (with the exception of Harsh Realty – Opinionated Man may be out only for the numbers, or so he says, but he really does write honestly and humorously).

In addition, the WordPress theme I use only allows me to list 50 blogs that I follow, so I need to be selective.  There are a bunch of blogs I read without having become a follower. In at least one case (and I won’t tell you which blog), I really wanted to follow – but the subject matter of the blog, although side-splittingly funny, simply was inappropriate to be shown as having any connection whatever with sweet old Cordelia’s Mom.

KeyboardCatI generally don’t censor comments, however, so if you really feel a need to be shown somewhere on Cordelia’s Mom, Still, you can always comment on one of my posts. Plus comments make me feel special, almost as if I’m a real writer.

As I add to the list of blogs I follow, at some point I will be forced to delete some in order to keep to the 50-blog limit. Again, please don’t hate me if your blog is one I delete. It won’t mean I don’t love you any more – maybe I’ve just moved away for a little while. Unless something you’ve written has really ticked me off, or bored me to tears, I will likely continue to read you and who knows, I may come crawling back some day.

I understand how hard it is to be un-followed. It has happened to me, even with my current minimal readership. In each case, I’ve tried to determine which follower has defected, but fortunately I actually have enough readers that I don’t have the entire list memorized so if one disappears from my stats, I generally can’t figure out which one it was. Unless, of course, it’s a family member – I know who you are and where you live, so don’t dare leave me!

And when a follower leaves, I usually try to figure out which post caused it and why.

Being me, I’m simply not able to accept that maybe someone has grown away from my blog, or maybe someone is simply reducing their follow list for the same reasons I occasionally have to reduce mine. I always assume I have done something bad to make a reader leave.

Was the subject matter of my last post too risqué, too bland, too grandmotherly, too sad, not politically correct? Or maybe it was the image I chose (if you don’t want your image used, don’t put it on Flickr.com under Creative Commons).

Maybe my readers just don’t love me any more! Why, why, why did you leave me? And will you ever come back? What can I do to make you come back to me?

Oh, wait, I’m getting a little off-track – must’ve been thinking about that first boyfriend so many years ago.

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Questions

Here’s a question for my readers:

Is there a particular blog you think I should follow but which is not already shown on the right side of this page? Let me know by leaving a comment or emailing me, and I’ll take a look. I know what a treat it is to see your gravatar image on someone else’s blog.  Imagine telling all your relatives and friends:  “Woo-hoo!  CookieCakes is reading my blog!”

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com.

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