Beneath the Gentleness Beats the Heart of a Huntress

Cody Awake 1Some days just start off bad.

June 1 should be a great day – the weather should be warm and sunny, and thoughts of beaches and barbecues should run through one’s head.

Alas, ‘twas not to be.

It had rained the night before – a torrential downpour which flooded the back yard.  The yard was still partially flooded the next morning when I took Cody out to do her business.  Cody loves to chase the squirrels and bunnies – and Cody is faster than me.

This particular morning, Cody leaped out of the side door and streaked into the backyard before I could even get my aging legs in gear.  By the time I got there, this is what I saw:

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Yes, that is a real bunny.  And yes it is very, very dead.

Fortunately, it was already dead when Cody found it – at least I can comfort myself with knowing that Cody is not a murderess.

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“I dare you to take this away from me!”

Of course, Cody thought it was just like her own stuffed toys.  She pranced around the yard daring me to give chase.

I tried telling her to “drop it” – nope, having too much fun.

I tried luring her with treats – nope, not hungry (Cody not hungry?  This is a very serious situation!)

I tried  threatening, begging, sweet-talking.  Forget it.

Meanwhile, I tried to call my husband to let him know that since I was going to be seriously late for work, he would have to come home at lunch time to deal with the dog.  Why do men never answer their phones when it’s important to do so?

How was I going to explain to my boss that I was late because I was chasing a dead bunny around the yard?

I even tried telling Cody that she could take the toy into the house.  She loves to take outside toys into the house. I figured I could barricade her in the attached garage and get the “toy” away from her in a more confined space.

No dice.

Finally, I got out the Frisbee!  I threw it as far as I could.  Not even Cody can resist a Frisbee.

While she ran towards the fence line, I grabbed the bunny by the back legs (I had a plastic bag on my hand to avoid disease).  Cody is quick.  As I was lifting that bunny up, Cody ran back and grabbed it by the head.

Cody thinks tug o’ war is tremendous fun.  I could only picture the little body splitting into two parts.  Fortunately for me, Cody was so intent on her game that I was able to reach down and pinch her jaws, forcing her to let go.  It wasn’t easy holding that critter up high enough to keep it away from the dog, but somehow I managed.

And the dead bunny is no more.

Cody is again the gentle creature we all know and love.

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ELIZABETH AND UTE (Guest Post by Paul Curran)

PaulCurranElizabeth wrinkled her nose: “Stinktier.”

I started to laugh: “Really? That’s cool. It’s ‘skunk’ in English but we say anything that smells bad ‘stinks’.

Sk –uuunk?” She looked at me for confirmation and I nodded.

Skunk.” She said confidently. Then, with a grin: “Skunk stinks.”

I laughed again. “Yep, skunk stinks.”

We had just driven over an already dead skunk on the highway and the smell had permeated the truck.

Elizabeth was a German nurse visiting America with her best friend Ute. They had intended to tour mostly by bus and train but through some set of quirky circumstances had ended up in my truck headed for California. Sort of.  Well, you see, Ute was in Mark’s truck ahead of us.  They would often rearrange – sometimes two per truck, sometimes one in each. Elizabeth liked to listen to her favorite song Bonnie Tyler’s Holding Out for a Hero

This story is one that I still don’t understand after many years of pondering. It involved so many “coincidences” that I lost track of reality and came to expect impossible occurrences – kind of like finding a pathway to an alternate universe in the back of your closet and no longer being surprised when strange creatures come and go through your room.

Elizabeth was 32, intelligent and eager. Her English was decent, although special words like “skunk” she was still adding to her vocabulary. She had been in a bad fire some years before (she told me later in the trip), and the right side of her face was seriously scarred to a level that many would consider disfigured. But there was a spark of life in her eyes that had not died and she was interested in all that was around her – and interested in discussing it. This delighted me and we launched into many topics that are seldom discussed – like metaphysics, the meaning of religion, and such.

Ute was the younger of the two at about 27. She spoke only rudimentary English and would only converse in German with Elizabeth. Ute was very energetic and whichever truck she was in, she had the stereo cranked loud and would dance in place in the truck. When confined to her seat, she literally bounced continually to the music. She also looked just like a model – which interested Mark, even though I got the impression the women weren’t looking for romantic relationships.

This surreal situation had started when I had crossed the Rainbow Bridge into the United States at Buffalo. I didn’t normally cross there but I had a load that required agricultural inspection and there were only a few US crossings where that could be done. Once cleared inspection and customs, I stopped at a truck stop at the junction of I-90. As I walked into the restaurant, a voice called out to me. Looking around, I spied Mark, and he was sitting with the Elizabeth and Ute, having lunch (the women were dipping their French fries in mayonnaise – apparently a common thing in Europe). I joined them and Mark made the introductions. Apparently, he was trying to convince them to ride to California with him. They were at the truck stop as it was the terminus of the bus they had taken from New York, and they had to either catch another bus or a train. Meanwhile, Mark wanted to transport them – especially Ute.

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I refused to comment on his pitch but the women wanted to know where I was going – which was Los Angeles. Somehow, they felt more comfortable with the two of us. Elizabeth was an excellent negotiator, and she said they would go with Mark if I travelled with them. How I get into these things, I really don’t know. Mark asked if I was willing to travel with him to California. He too was going to Los Angeles. We had trucked together before and I was fine with that – he could make as many miles in a day as I could when he waned. These women were young and obviously not high maintenance (everything each owned was in one backpack), so that was fine too. We had 2650 miles ahead of us running the northern route through Salt Lake City, it being July and too hot to run the desert unless unavoidable. A deal was struck, and after lunch, our little group mounted up – Elizabeth with me and Ute with Mark. And so began the trip through the looking glass.

As we rolled along, Elizabeth and I talked and I asked how she came to be sitting in a truck stop in Buffalo. The story was horrifying. They had arrived in New York by plane, intending to take their time and cross the US by bus and train, stopping when they wanted to visit and do the tourist thing. With this in mind, they took a bus to Grand Central station where they would decide which way to go based on the schedules. Standing outside the station conversing in German, they were accosted by a group of teens who started calling them Nazis and shouting obscenities at them, demanding they speak English as they were in America now. Elizabeth tried to explain that Ute couldn’t speak English, and further abuse followed. The women were scared and tried to get away but the boys stoned them and then grabbed them and started to beat them.

Eventually the police intervened, and the boys ran away. Both women were so badly beaten that they had to spend week in the hospital – money out of their own pockets. Welcome to America, the land of tolerance – NOT. I had noticed fading bruises on Elizabeth’s arms that looked like defensive injuries, and she raised her top and showed me her abdomen covered with cuts and bruises where they had kicked her. And that was why they were in Buffalo. They had decided to go to Canada to visit instead of the US, and they wanted to start in Toronto – Buffalo being the closest border crossing to Toronto. Apparently Mark had been convincing enough that they decided while in the ladies room to take a chance and go across the US with us instead.

When we stopped for supper, Mark said he was tired of Ute – she used too much energy and asked to switch, which we did. Ute and Elizabeth were talking on the CB – we had moved to an unused channel so as not to irritate the other drivers. Ute discovered that she had left her favorite CD in Mark’s truck and wanted to stop and get it. Mark was pissed off and said we would get it to her without stopping. He directed me to stick my left arm out the driver’s window and keep my speed steady and course straight and he would pull alongside and have Elizabeth place the CD in my hand. So we did and it was a hoot- running 70 mph with our mirrors actually overlapped and the trucks inches apart while the CD was passed across. The women thought it was hilarious.

Both Mark and I had trucks with two beds each so when we stopped for the night there was plenty of room. Mark insisted that Ute stay in his truck which was fine with me. He obviously thought he would score, but I had my doubts. Elizabeth and I talked late into the night and then went to bed.

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Upper and Lower Bunks, Fridge, Closet, 7 ‘ headroom (http://www.overdriveonline.com/truck-photo?id=4252038183)

The next morning Mark had apparently not gotten his way because he said he was not feeling well and wanted to stay in bed longer. I had to go and I said so, and the women chose to go with me. I had an Aerodyne Kenworth at the time with a large bunk, so there was lots of room and off we went. Ute was as energetic as always and her favorite song was Loverboy’s Turn Me Loose – my favorite as well, so I was fine when she played it over and over very loud (I had a 150 watt per channel stereo that was so loud the windows had to be down to play it on high volume).

Late that night just south of Salt Lake City, the women were chatting between themselves when suddenly smoke started to pour out from under the hood with no warning. I braked hard to a stop, grabbed the fire extinguisher, jumped out and popped the hood. Looking around frantically with the flashlight, I realized that it was not smoke but steam coming from a leak in the water pump – the main seal was gone. The women were standing outside as well – I had told them to get out quick when I thought it was a fire. I showed them the damage – not fixable in the side of the road. A Utah State Trooper came along and stopped. I explained what had happened and asked him to call Caterpillar (the engine dealer) in Salt Lake City and arrange a tow. He did that, and as we were talking, Mark showed up and pulled over in front of us. I explained what had happened and asked if he wanted to take the women – they would be bored in the garage the next day. He and they agreed. At that point we were only about 600 miles out of LA so I figured I’d never see them again so we said our good-byes with hugs form the women and off they went.

I got towed the 60 miles back to Salt lake City that night, and the next day, Cat had a new water pump on by noon (all warrantee) and I was on my way. I pulled into LA Cold Storage in the wee hours of the morning and was unloaded first thing the next day. I went out to a 76 truck stop in Ontario just east of LA to spend the night, but had just pulled in when another of our drivers showed up in a police cruiser. Donny had been driving east on I-10 when a sports car changed lanes and went under the trailer – no one was killed but the trailer and car were wrecked. Donny had a load that night out of Bakersfield to Newfoundland and he wanted me to cover it. A quick call to dispatch verified that was their desire and they had told him where I was when he called in- just a few miles from his accident. The cops had given him a lift over to find me. I took the info and set out for Bakersfield.

The produce dealer where I was loading in Bakersfield looked like a war zone. There were steel X beans welded together like a tank barrier across the entrance. There were holes in the building and armed guards and police on guard. Down the block marched protesters, kept in place by more police. Apparently there was a strike going on. In the process of loading I found out that a strike breaker had been killed earlier in the week when the strikers broke in during the night and beat the scabs that were doing their jobs during the strike. The inside of the building had been trashed, and the supervisor warned me that the protesters had been following any trucks leaving and harassing the drivers when they stopped. Great. I made sure my bladder was empty and I had lots of coffee and some sandwiches from their lunch room machines. When I left they did follow, but turned back after about 250 miles when I hadn’t pulled over. Thankful for the warning I drove another hour before stopping to sleep.

By this time I was well over my log hours as I should have stopped earlier had I not been followed. I awoke in the early afternoon and was sitting in the tractor with the key on accessory listening to some music while trying to make my logbook look legal, when the CB squawked in German. I couldn’t believe it.  I grabbed the mic and hollered for Elizabeth. She told me she was with another driver who was coming into the truck stop and she would meet me in the restaurant.  Ute was just behind with another driver. I met them inside and we hugged in greeting. Apparently Mark had dropped them at a mall outside LA at their request and had gone about his business.  They got a motel for the night, talked it over and decided to go back to Toronto. So, having had good luck before, they went to the nearest truck stop and got a ride with a couple of drivers headed east. Those two drivers were dropping at this exit and heading back so the women needed a ride further east. I volunteered, so we ate and headed down the road back towards eastern Canada.

Late that night we pulled into a service area to sleep and as we drove down the row of trucks looking for a parking spot, I couldn’t believe my eyes – there was Mark’s truck idling as he slept. I found a parking spot and pulled in. I wrote a note saying we were here, walked back and stuck it under Mark’s windshield wiper so he would see it when he awoke.

The next morning I awoke with a banging at the door and it was Mark. I let him in and sat up front while the women got up and got dressed in the bunk with the curtain down. I think he got the wrong idea, but I didn’t bother to straighten him out. After tiding up and making the beds, we went down the road to the nearest truck stop and had breakfast. We were on I-80 and would take it east to I-90 in Cleveland then east on I-90 to Boston. The women decided to stay with us to Albany and then get a ride north on I-87 to Montreal. They spent the two days of driving switching from Mark’s truck to mine and back to his again, but generally Elizabeth rode with me and Ute with Mark. I introduced them to some of my favorite music including REO Speedwagon’s Take it on the Run, and we talked and sang along. The women got a great kick out of talking to each other on the CB and did so at every opportunity.

We eventually arrived in Albany and found a driver who was willing to take both women to Montreal. I hugged Elizabeth good-bye, and she looked like she wanted to stay and make more of our friendship but it was not to be – our paths in life were very different. Then they were gone and the truck felt so empty – a truck that I had piloted alone for so many years now felt like something was missing. I went back over the memories of the women and especially Elizabeth – something I would occasionally do for the rest of my life- and remember her smile and laugh.

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June is Bustin’ Out at My House

 

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June Excitement

  • Construction begins – June 4, 2015
  • Wheels – June 11, 2015
  • Snarks ‘R Us – June 18, 2015
  • Still rolling along – June 25, 2015

Be sure to adjust your schedule to allow time to read me each week!  And don’t forget that Mondays are re-blog/guest post day – an added treat that is not on the above schedule.  (And remember, that Paul Curran is by far my most prolific guest poster!)

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THE PLOT THICKENS (Joint Post by Willow21 and Cordelia’s Mom)

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Help is on the way. Should Cody and Mehitabel be worried? (Click here for the back story.)

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERADear Vlad,

Enough is enough.  I thought I could handle the situation here at my house, but that silly Cody dog is making my life miserable.  CookieCakes (a/k/a Cordelia’s Mom) has no idea what goes on when she’s not here.  She thinks by putting me on top of the dresser that I’m safe. 

My purpose here on earth is to watch over CookieCakes.  How can I do that if I’m locked in a bedroom all day?  So I find ways to get out and patrol. But I’m way too old to keep dodging that dog, just because I look like all the stuffed toys that Cody has shredded.

I think it’s time to call in reinforcements.  I’m taking you up your offer to come over here and straighten that dog out – maybe you can scare her straight or something.

And as long as you’re here, perhaps you can make a side-trip to Cody’s cat friend, Mehitabel.  God knows she really needs straightening out – and I’m sure the pandas will thank you.

When can I expect your arrival?  Are there any special supplies you’d like me to have on hand?

Looking forward to working with you, Teddy Rosalie

PS:  I’m thinking maybe you could “dog-sit” [snicker] when CookieCakes and I go on photoshoots.  Then you’d have lots of time to “re-train” that beast.  Would that work for you?

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IMG_20150507_161719869Dear Teddy Rosalie, 

I  am ready  to visit  and  assist  immediately!

I  must  apologize –  it  appears  your  last  communication  slip  passed me  .. probably  the  dog  or  her  catty  friend  interfering! I  am sure that  with  my  eons  of  knowledge   and  your  intimate knowledge  of Cody  and  your  dear  human  we  can  sort  things  out.

In anticipation, Vlad  the  Great

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OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAMy dearest Vlad –

Come right away.  CookieCakes is seriously distracted, what with the construction people coming in soon, and she’s been setting me down in some really unusual places.  I can’t run very fast, and I certainly can’t show any movement when CookieCakes is in the room.  It just a matter of time before that silly dog eats me.

I’m stocking up on peanut butter and bananas.  See you soon.

Waiting with bated breath, Teddy Rosalie.

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Photo0261My  Dearest  Rosalie Bear,

I  am on  my  way  post  hast. I  am  just  throwing  a  few  things into my  valise:

A  spare  cape  of  invisibility (one  size  fits  all) – if  CookieCakes  is distracted   we may  need  to use  the  capes  as   means  of  escape  and for  getting  about  the  house and  neighbourhood  unmolested!!

Some  extra  nice  cookies  and  dog  biscuits  so  we can get  madam Cody  on our  side!

Also  my  special  anti-garlic  bracelet!  

And  some  pepper  spray  in case  that   pesky, sly  cat Mehitabel  comes  around.

Photo0418Did  you  mention  construction  workers? They can  be  an awful distraction  so  I understand  your  worries. I  am leaving  now –  I  can fly  at  the  speed  of  light even faster  if  I  put  my  mind  to  it! 

I have  enclosed   three pictures  of  myself   so  you  will recognize  me. (Note  to  self:  remember  not  to  wear  cape of  invisibility  on  arrival!)

Rest easy,  Lady Rosalie.  I  am on  my  way. By  the  time  you read this, I  shall be  by  your  side  to serve  and protect!

Yours, Vlad  the  speedy!

PS:  Put  that  toast  on – flying  makes  me hungry. xxxx

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A FEW DAYS LATER

Willow21:  How is Vlad behaving?

Cordelia’s Mom:  Vlad is being very helpful, but staying out of sight, as one might expect.  Poor Cody is getting confused.  (PS:  I think I need to go out for some more bananas – Vlad’s a hungry little guy, isn’t he?)

Willow21:  Hungry… Better you feed him banana and peanut butter on toast than he starts on the blood milarkie!!

Cordelia’s Mom:   BTW, the washing machine was making a horrible noise this evening (seriously unbalanced load), and it scared the heck out of Cody.  Cody got tuckered out early because of it and is now sound asleep.  I think Vlad might have had something to do with it, don’t you?

Willow21:  Yes that definitely sounds like Vlad he probably put in a load of invisible capes, they weigh a ton you know. 😉

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Willow (WillowDot21)  and I hope you have enjoyed the above collaborated post, and we both love to hear from our readers.   (For more Vlad stories, click here and here)

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