The Important Room

ImportantRoomEveryone seemed to enjoy my post about cotton balls, which was written in a moment of desperation when I had run out of ideas.

Again searching for ideas, I took another look around my house for likely items to write about.  While spending time in the most important room of the house (hereinafter, “The Important Room”), I noticed the toilet paper roll.

No, this will not be a debate on which way the roll should be hung – that’s been done to a crisp already.  Nor will I stoop low enough to write about the item’s normally intended use – I’m pretty sure every single one of my readers is familiar with that.  Except, of course, for any readers who don’t have indoor plumbing – they’re probably still using newspapers and catalogs, and, of course, it’s unlikely those particular readers would be technically savvy enough to have found this blog.

Or maybe not, judging by some of the spam comments I’ve received.

At any rate, I’ve wracked my pitiful little brain to think of other ways toilet paper (or TP, for those really sophisticated readers) can be used in everyday living.

  • I’ve been known to use a piece of TP as a bookmark if I take a new book into The Important Room but forget to bring a paper or plastic marker.  And I know you’re all thrilled to have me share that with you!
  • Cheap-Chic-Weddings.com and Charmin held a contest for wedding dress designs using:  you guessed it.  The winner walked off with $2,000 – that oughta keep The Important Room stocked for awhile.
  • TPpuppyPuppies love toilet paper.  They love to grab it and then run downstairs and all around the house dragging that playful unrolling paper until it totally runs out.  Fortunately, my new puppy hasn’t discovered The Important Room just yet, but I’m sure it will be just a matter of time.
  • Toilet paper is great for cushioning packages sent to your college student who lives off-campus.  It not only keeps those fresh-baked cookies from crumbling, it can be used for its intended purpose upon arrival (assuming you’ve packed the rolls without unwrapping them first – really, I shouldn’t have to point that out).  Most college students are very appreciative of such consideration – they’ll have that much more cash to pay for beer.
  • Got a neighbor you really hate?  Wait until a dark, rainy night and throw TP at their house.  Rain is a necessary ingredient to make the paper stick properly.  While I’ve heard about this method of socializing, I have never personally participated in the event, although I suspect my house could be a target real soon.
  • If you find yourself moving, either suddenly or otherwise, toilet paper would make good packing material – see above, but without the beer.  Or maybe with the beer after the move is completed and the kids are in bed.
  • How about craft use?  I’m thinking a doggie toy made with toilet paper stuffing might be a good idea.  Too many dogs ingest the cottony type stuffing most toys come with, causing digestive problems.  Toilet paper shreds so well that most dogs would rather do that than eat it, and I’m pretty sure that any small pieces that might be ingested would pass through fairly easily.  Nevertheless, ALWAYS watch your puppy or dog with a new toy.
  • Another crafty use, if you’ve run out of cotton balls, could be snowmen.  Just roll that paper into tight little balls, glue the balls together, add toothpick arms, draw a face with marker, and voilà !  If the paper doesn’t roll into tight enough balls, I hear a little spit might help.

GoogleHad enough?  Of course not.  We haven’t done the requisite internet search yet.

  • Is it really necessary for Wikipedia to define toilet paper?  And in such detail?  Isn’t toilet paper, or TP, a household word already in most civilized societies?
  • There’s even a “Toilet Paper World.”  Seeing the name, I envisioned TP houses (don’t throw water balloons at others if you live in one), or maybe TP cars (if you want it to roll really well, attach it to a puppy), or possibly TP pets (cute little white fluffy kitties – when you get tired of them, just flush them away).

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It’s a joke, people – I have no issues with cats .    Hold off those nasty emails!

  • And who could possible live with himself or herself if he/she didn’t buy the very best TP, as tested in Consumer Reports?  Not that I personally agree with the results, but there they are.

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Well, I myself have had enough of this post.  And what with a flare-up of my ulcerative colitis, I need to spend some time in The Important Room now.  Perhaps while I’m in there I’ll spot another item to be featured in a future post.  I know y’all can’t wait!

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Showers or Flowers?

April

COMING IN APRIL

  • Precious paper – April 3, 2014
  • Cordelia’s Mom on wheels, maybe – April 10, 2014
  • It will be a surprise (to both of us) – April 17, 2014
  • Are you lost, too? – April 24, 2014

Be sure to adjust your schedule to allow time to read me each week!

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And don’t forget CORDELIA’S MOM’S WORDS OF PSEUDO-WISDOM – and puppy post updates- which can only be found on my Facebook page.

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My, How Far I Have Come!

Give100PercentInstead of dragging my sorry butt to my two extra jobs as a market research interviewer, I now experience those surveys from the other side.  I am one of those many people who answer online PAID surveys.  Not a lot of money, but enough so I can keep myself in books, DVDs and computer games (and puppy toys!) – which is pretty much my life outside of my day job, anyway.

This morning, I received an offer to participate in a survey about “luxury goods.”  I did not qualify for that survey [gasp of surprise!].

Come on, panderers to the rich, famous and wannabes – do you really think that people who are in the habit of buying “luxury goods” are likely to be online doing PAID surveys?  For all of $1.00 or so?  And for which $1.00 the respondent has to wait probably six months to cash in?  I don’t think so.

And while I’m on the subject of paid surveys, let me voice a few other complaints:

  • Is it really necessary to run the same survey over three or four different websites, so that I wind up answering the same questions over and over, only to find out at the end that I already took that survey and therefore don’t qualify for this one?
  • How many surveys about cell phone use can I really answer?  I have a basic, old-style “flip” phone, so I don’t think you’re getting a lot of quality responses from me.  But, of course, if you’re paying, I will still answer, to the very best of my ability.
  • WhatTheHDon’t even bother sending me offers for surveys about “personal” products and activities (i.e., sex).  I won’t answer them, even if I could remember having sex in my younger days.
  • If you don’t want to hear how happy I am with my basic economy car, drop me from your respondent pool.  I’m not going to run out and buy a BMW, Lexus, Jaguar or Porsche just so I can answer your questions better.
  • I’ve already told you over and over again, that I only have free over-the-air TV, and that I never watch even that.  Sending me requests for surveys about my cable TV preferences is simply a waste of both of our time.
  • While I truly love  getting  free products that I can test and then answer questions about, don’t bother sending me make-up samples (haven’t  worn make-up in years), doggie treats (both dogs died – how cruel are you, didn’t you know that?), or “personal products” (see above – although I suppose I could pass those on to any number of my younger relatives, who would probably line up at my front door to receive them).

[NOTE – this post was written and scheduled prior to the adoption of my new puppy.  I’m more than happy to accept doggie treat samples at this time.]

Not to be ungrateful, however, I did enjoy the free food products and shampoo (even though the last shampoo sample nearly killed the little bit of hair I have left).  And walking around with the IPod so I could track my beverage consumption was pretty cool (even though I told you in the screening comments that I only drink water most of the time).

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So, now that I’ve wasted the last half hour or so, it’s time to get back online and earn those big bucks.  I’m coming, survey people – keep those respondent pools open!

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The Battle Continues

Plan BLast week, I told the story of how my diagnosis of ulcerative colitis came about, and how it led to a 10-day hospital stay and eventually resulted in my dependence on prednisone.  The post became too long, so I decided to break it into two parts.  Here is the second part:

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Excerpt from the previous post:

“Long-term prednisone therapy causes weakening of the bones and can result in things like broken legs or hips.  It is advisable to get off the prednisone at some point, and I couldn’t.  The original 40 mg a day was weaned down in 5 mg increments until I got to about 5 mg a day, at which point, every single time, every one of my original UC symptoms returned.  And I had been on prednisone nearly constantly for 2 years.

“Can you say frustration?  Can you say drug addiction?

“(Yes, Cordelia’s Mom had become a drug addict, so to speak.)”

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The colon-rectal surgeon who had been treating my disease referred me to a gastroenterologist with more experience treating severe, long-term ulcerative colitis.  It was believed that the gastroenterologist could create the magic to get me off the prednisone.

The gastroenterologist prescribed 6MP/Purinethol.   6MP is a cancer drug, but is sometimes used for stubborn cases of ulcerative colitis.  I started on 6MP while continuing with the prednisone, with a view toward eventually weaning off the prednisone.  And it worked!

Until –

After a few weeks I began to notice that I was becoming very sluggish.  I was going to bed earlier and earlier, and not feeling rested.  Again, I was starting to do stupid things and driving poorly.

One fine summer day, I had a real estate closing downtown, and during the walk from the county clerk’s office to the parking ramp, I was unable to take more than a few steps without having to stop to rest.  The distance was less than a block and it took me a very long time to get to my car.  That night, I went to bed early and woke up about an hour later with the room spinning around me.  Even lying down with my eyes shut, the dizziness would not abate.  I felt nauseous and headed into the bathroom.  Standing straight was impossible with the room spinning like that, and I told my husband to call an ambulance. 

AmbulanceNext thing I knew, I was lying on the bathroom floor with my head in the toilet, the room spinning around me, and three burly gentlemen crowded in the tiny room with me.  And I was too sick to even enjoy all that male attention!

I never had an ambulance ride before – had I not been so sick, I maybe would have enjoyed the new experience.

But I digress. 

In the ER, it was discovered that I was anemic, and that my Vitamin B12 had been nearly depleted (which was the cause of the neurological problems).  This time, I only had to stay overnight, but I did have to undergo two blood transfusions.  I went home, again on Asacol HD and prednisone, along with Vitamin B12, Vitamin D, iron, and folic acid.  The 6MP was discontinued.

And I was still hooked on prednisone.

Finally, my gastroenterologist suggested Remicade, which is a biological infusion therapy.  After looking Remicade up online (I no longer totally trusted my gastroenterologist after the 6MP experience), I decided to try it.  My doctor and I agreed that if the Remicade did not work, my only other option would be surgery to remove part of my colon.

But the Remicade worked!  And I am in remission! 

And, finally, I am off prednisone!

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At this point, I would like to thank the young couple who were in the clinic when I went for my very first Remicade infusion treatment.  (What, doesn’t EVERYONE read my posts?)

The wife was having the therapy in the chair next to mine, and her young husband sat by her side.  Once I was settled into my own chair, my husband and I began discussing how nervous I was and how we hoped my doctor (with whom I didn’t have a whole lot of faith at that point) was sending me for the right therapy.  Apologizing for jumping in on my conversation with my own husband, the young man next to me indicated that his wife had the same doctor!  He then went on to say that she had undergone a number of the infusion treatments and was doing very well on them.  He made a point to tell me exactly what I could expect, starting at the very beginning.

I wish I could find that young man now to tell him how his kind words made me so much more relaxed, and I wish I could tell him that he was right in everything he told me.   He and his wife have never since been in the clinic at the same time I’ve had my treatments, so I haven’t been able to tell him face-to-face.

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There is one drawback, however, which should be considered by anyone thinking about Remicade infusion therapy :

Be sure your insurance covers it!  It is outrageously expensive.

DollarsWhen I got the bill for my first Remicade treatment, I nearly fell off my chair.  The total was $4,600, and my co-pay under my insurance plan was $2,300.  Fortunately, I have  a supplemental plan which picks up the difference.  No way in hell could I afford $2,300 every 8 weeks, even for what I consider to be a miracle cure.

But, of course, that’s still cheaper than frequent hospitalizations.  My 10-day hospitalization in 2012 cost more than $20,000, which thankfully was covered by my insurance.  And I lost a total of 3 weeks from work, thereby using up all of my vacation and sick time for that year.

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And so, with a careful diet, my Remicade and Asacol HD, and a supportive family and understanding employer, I am currently able to live a fairly normal life.  There will always be flare-ups, but at the moment they are few and far between and resolve quickly on my current medical regimen.  I will be on medicine for the rest of my life for my ulcerative colitis, but I’m willing to accept that, considering the alternative.

And a note to my readers – rectal bleeding, even a little bit, is not normal.  If you’re experiencing any of the symptoms I’ve relayed in these two posts, get yourself checked out!

By the way,  the colonoscopy prep has been modified and isn’t that bad these days – it’s just one day and could save your life.

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ADDENDUM:  On  March 1, 2014, my insurance company bumped Asacol HD into the third tier prescription co-pay level, meaning my co-pay is jumping to $400 per month.  I cannot afford that, and there is no generic equivalent to Asacol or Asacol HD.  Lialda is also a third-tier medication. It used to be that if there was no generic equivalent to a third-tier medication, the insurance company would view it as a second-tier drug, but apparently  the insurer has revised their guidelines.

My supplemental insurance plan covers medical expenses, but not prescriptions.

Unless my GI doctor can come up with some reasonable alternative, I will be forced to discontinue one of my two necessary UC medications.  It will be interesting to see what happens after that.  Apparently, the insurance company would rather pay for multiple hospitalizations than to help defray the cost of medication to prevent those hospitalizations – what a good business decision!

I thought ObamaCare was supposed to help people who have to give up their necessary medications for lack of ability to pay for them.  Guess that doesn’t apply to the Middle Class.

Needless to say, there will be many more posts coming on this subject as I wind my way through the maze of “affordable” health care.

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I love to hear from my readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com

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