The Monthly Schedule

AnticipationNot THAT monthly schedule, silly people!

As my readers know, at the beginning of each month I post a list of subjects that I will be writing about during that month.  I started doing that for lack of something better to post one day, and it seemed to catch on (who doesn’t love flying monkeys?).

Of course, there are both advantages and disadvantages to giving such a preview:

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  • I don’t face those last-minute posting deadlines since I schedule my posts up to a month in advance.
  • I can cough up ideas in a more leisurely manner than people who publish their posts the same day they write them.
  • If I can’t come up with any ideas on any particular day, I don’t have a panic attack (well, actually, I do, but it’s not as severe as it could be).
  • If I become ill or involved in some life-changing event (like a new puppy!), my stress level is somewhat eased by the knowledge that I already have that week’s post written and scheduled.
  • My readers have some idea of what’s coming.  If a scheduled post is especially enticing (aren’t they all?), they can mark it on a calendar; if a scheduled post looks boring as hell (heaven forbid), they can mark that on the calendar, too.
  • Should I accidentally write about a subject that is covered by another blogger between the time the preview is published and the time a post is published, I can always say, “Look, I had it SCHEDULED first!”  (WordPress may stink on stats, but they do keep track of the dates of every, single one of those 50+ drafts of each post!)

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  • I actually have to write the darn posts that far in advance!  And, I have to come up with those cute little teasers for the schedule.
  • Once I publish the schedule, I’m locked into actually publishing those particular posts, even if I re-read them and decide they’re fluffy pieces of crap (cotton balls, anyone?).  Or else, at the last minute, I have to create a different post on the same subject matter.
  • If I come up with some earth-shattering idea outside what I’ve scheduled, I have to publish a “special edition” post.  (Actually this may be more of an advantage, since those special posts seem to get more traffic.)
  • Once I publish the schedule, I run the risk of some news-worthy event coinciding with a post that has a dramatically differing viewpoint.  Suppose, for instance, I write a post about hating kids (or at least sometimes finding them annoying), and then there’s another school shooting the day before my scheduled post runs.  Or worse yet, my post runs in the morning and the news story hits later in the day.  Definitely would not be good.  And hopefully won’t ever happen.
  • While allowing my readers to note my scheduled posts on their calendar, it is also a disadvantage because I could very well lose readership for any particular post if my readers deem that post not worth taking the time to read (please, God, NOOOOO).

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Wine

Others have told me that writing a blog is not for the faint-hearted, and the longer I write mine, the more I believe them.  But that has never stopped me from doing I want before, and I won’t let it stop me now.

I have noticed, however, that I seem to be enjoying more of my evening glasses of wine now than I did before starting this silly thing.

And so, a toast to bloggers around the world, and to whatever it is that provides those bloggers with the material for their work!  (hiccup)

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I love to hear from my readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com

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March Madness

March

COMING THIS MONTH

  • Ya gotta wait! – March 6, 2014
  • Cordelia’s Mom gets sick – March 13, 2014
  • Cordelia’s Mom fights back – March 20, 2014
  • The whole truth? – March 27, 2014

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Cordelia’s Mom reserves the right to modify the above schedule, or to insert additional posts.  Be sure to sign up for email notification so you don’t miss any extra posts.

And don’t forget CORDELIA’S MOM’S WORDS OF PSEUDO-WISDOM – and puppy post updates- which can only be found on my Facebook page.

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Ya Know What I’m Sayin’?

MrsDoubtfireI really hate that phrase, but it’s appropriate for today’s post.

Recently, a friend referred to me to a UTube video by Wikkidprawn, which video turns the comedy Mrs. Doubtfire into a trailer for the horror flick Mrs. Doubtfire, and does a brilliant job of it.  If you haven’t seen it, take time to do so – you will love it.

What’s next – evil Peter Cottontail?

Granted, Robin Williams is an exceptional actor who can easily portray both a matronly old woman AND a malicious murderous stalker dressed up as a matronly old woman, and that’s the main reason the video is so good.  But, it took the videographer’s own talents to change the perspective of the original hilarious movie into something evil and frightening.

The video made me think about individual perceptions of what we see, read, hear and say.

So many times, I have read posts by other bloggers that I felt were boring, stale, etc., only to discover the post had been viewed by something like 5,000 people with something like 900 comments.  Other times, I have read posts that tugged my heartstrings or made me laugh out loud, only to find myself being the only liker [is that even a word?] or commenter on that post.

What’s up with that?  Am I totally out of touch?

So many times, I, myself, have published a post that I thought was the best thing since sliced bread and worthy of top billing on the Freshly Pressed page, only to receive little or no discernible traffic.  Other times, I have posted something I felt was nothing but silly fluff (Cotton BallsReally?), and that type of moronic post received double or triple my usual traffic.

I really don’t think my writing differs that much from post to post.  Sure, the subject matters vary widely, but my writing style is pretty much even.  So, the excitement over some posts as opposed to others has to be because of the way my readers are perceiving those posts.

confusedHow often has that happened to you?  Have you poured your heart and soul into a post that then went somewhere into the Twilight Zone, never to be read again?  Have you published a spur-of-the-moment piece of crap which then went nearly viral?

How about sharing your stories on misinterpreted posts – I’d love to hear about other bloggers’ experiences in this regard.

When commenting, feel free to include the link to the post you’re referencing – more traffic for both of us!

(I will be checking those links, so all you spammers out there need not bother with my blog.  I don’t need “readership” that badly.)

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Hello, My Name Is … (Doggie Version)

Hello My Name IsWow, two posts in the same day , and neither of them on my usual schedule!  I may be turning into Opinionated Man, heaven help me.

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After my post this morning about adopting my new Golden Retriever/German Shepherd puppy, I received a slew of email, both of them wanting to know how on earth I came up with the name Cody for my dog.  Bad enough, they said, that this dog has Golden Retriever in it, but it is also a female, so shouldn’t I have found a cuter name or, at the minimum, have called her Codi instead of Cody?

Since I’ve pretty much given up the likelihood of ever being Freshly Pressed, and since most of the world doesn’t read me anyway, and those that do read me don’t much care what I write about because they enjoy anything of mine that they read, and are very supportive and appreciative of my writing, thank you very much, and hugs and kisses to all of you, and because I occasionally find run-on sentences amusing, especially if they’re followed by an ellipsis …

Sorry, lost my train of thought.  Oh, right, the puppy.

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Cody at the SPCA

We adopted the 4-month-old puppy from the SPCA on Friday and have to wait until Monday to pick her up since she has to be spayed.  They had named her Izzy, and her brother and sisters were Dizzy, Lizzy and Frizzygotta wonder what the handler was drinking that day I really wanted to have a new name for her before we picked her up.

My husband rejected all flowery names.  He wanted to focus on the German Shepherd part of her lineage, and therefore wanted a nice, strong name.  He couldn’t see himself in the backyard calling for Buttercup, Snookums, Sweetpea or CookieCakes.  So I put on my thinking cap.

First I thought of Gretel– but it just didn’t seem right for this dog.  In the middle of the night, I woke up and thought Amber – perfect for a large yellow female dog!  My husband hated it.

She is too sweet a dog to be called Killer, Storm, Thunder or Satan.

I went online and researched doggie names.  I couldn’t find anything I really liked, other than those I had already used for my two previous dogs.  In desperation, I began to research human baby names, focusing on names that could be used for either boys or girls.

So, how about:  Bailey, Jesse, Hunter, Kelby, Skye, Shiloh?  Hubby didn’t like any of them.

Finally, the name Cody jumped out at me.  When my daughters were young, they had a stuffed buffalo collection, and every single buffalo was named Cody (Cody 1, Cody 2, etc.).   The second I uttered the name Cody, my husband also recalled that stuffed animal collection.

And thus, our new dog was named.

I figured my girls would be tickled by the story, but at least one of them thought it was a really dumb idea.  Still, I stuck to my guns – she is my dog, after all, and none of my girls live at home.  And I’m pretty sure the dog won’t care what she’s called so long as I feed her and hug her.

The dog license will be issued for “Cody” not “Codi” – deal with it.

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