My, How Far I Have Come!

Give100PercentInstead of dragging my sorry butt to my two extra jobs as a market research interviewer, I now experience those surveys from the other side.  I am one of those many people who answer online PAID surveys.  Not a lot of money, but enough so I can keep myself in books, DVDs and computer games (and puppy toys!) – which is pretty much my life outside of my day job, anyway.

This morning, I received an offer to participate in a survey about “luxury goods.”  I did not qualify for that survey [gasp of surprise!].

Come on, panderers to the rich, famous and wannabes – do you really think that people who are in the habit of buying “luxury goods” are likely to be online doing PAID surveys?  For all of $1.00 or so?  And for which $1.00 the respondent has to wait probably six months to cash in?  I don’t think so.

And while I’m on the subject of paid surveys, let me voice a few other complaints:

  • Is it really necessary to run the same survey over three or four different websites, so that I wind up answering the same questions over and over, only to find out at the end that I already took that survey and therefore don’t qualify for this one?
  • How many surveys about cell phone use can I really answer?  I have a basic, old-style “flip” phone, so I don’t think you’re getting a lot of quality responses from me.  But, of course, if you’re paying, I will still answer, to the very best of my ability.
  • WhatTheHDon’t even bother sending me offers for surveys about “personal” products and activities (i.e., sex).  I won’t answer them, even if I could remember having sex in my younger days.
  • If you don’t want to hear how happy I am with my basic economy car, drop me from your respondent pool.  I’m not going to run out and buy a BMW, Lexus, Jaguar or Porsche just so I can answer your questions better.
  • I’ve already told you over and over again, that I only have free over-the-air TV, and that I never watch even that.  Sending me requests for surveys about my cable TV preferences is simply a waste of both of our time.
  • While I truly love  getting  free products that I can test and then answer questions about, don’t bother sending me make-up samples (haven’t  worn make-up in years), doggie treats (both dogs died – how cruel are you, didn’t you know that?), or “personal products” (see above – although I suppose I could pass those on to any number of my younger relatives, who would probably line up at my front door to receive them).

[NOTE – this post was written and scheduled prior to the adoption of my new puppy.  I’m more than happy to accept doggie treat samples at this time.]

Not to be ungrateful, however, I did enjoy the free food products and shampoo (even though the last shampoo sample nearly killed the little bit of hair I have left).  And walking around with the IPod so I could track my beverage consumption was pretty cool (even though I told you in the screening comments that I only drink water most of the time).

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So, now that I’ve wasted the last half hour or so, it’s time to get back online and earn those big bucks.  I’m coming, survey people – keep those respondent pools open!

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Images by:  Matthew Donovan/MDonovan287, and Matthew Donovan/MDonovan287 [nope, that’s not a typo – he’s very talented!], and drew_dsir, respectively

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23 Responses to My, How Far I Have Come!

  1. Teela Hart's avatar Teela Hart says:

    So, the survey, at times, is beneficial or a waste of time? 🙂

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  2. You mean they won’t give me a Mercedes if I promise to say nice things in my review? Darn! I could just keep it for a month or so, to make sure I could write enough good things about it. And I promise i wouldn’t let all the little pandas make nose prints on the windshield (or let them drive)

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  3. Karen J's avatar Karen J says:

    I did the “paid surveys” thing for a while, too – when they reduced the value of the surveys AND increased the cost-in-points of the goodies, I said “enough of this! I have way more worth-while ways to spend my time and energy than *this*!!” and quit them all!
    Great post, as usual, CoolieCakes! 😉

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  4. Karen J's avatar Karen J says:

    Oh, Fix that please!!! ^^^ fat fingers typo! I meant to type a *k* there!

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    • Maybe it doesn’t need fixing – “CoolieCakes” sounds even better than “CookieCakes” (apologies to Jessica).

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      • Karen J's avatar Karen J says:

        Cool! If you like it – that’s great! (It does sound okay, come to think of it – and it’s all part of “the folk process” – find something you mostly like, tweak it to fit *you* better, and make it your own! AllGood! 🙂

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  5. Paul's avatar Paul says:

    Very funny CM! I enjoy yoiur posts. Glad that Cody is benefiting from your hobby.

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  6. Reblogged this on Cordelia's Mom, Still and commented:

    Awaiting my most recent order of books ($100 value, which I got for free by using survey credits), I thought this an appropriate time to re-blog this post from nearly two years ago (*gasp* I’ve been blogging that long?!)

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  7. Dan Antion's avatar Dan Antion says:

    The worst surveys are the ones I agree to and then, after they get my demographics, tell me they don’t need my opinion.

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  8. I try taking the surveys and as soon as I click the box with my age, it goes to the “thank you for your time” screen. I am too old. No one cares what I use or buy.

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