Yes! I Survived My First WordPress Year!

 

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Happy anniversary to Cordelia’s Mom, Still!

One year ago today, I published my very first post on this WordPress blog.

What a time I had leading up to that point!  I had never even heard of WordPress then, and while I had guest posted on my daughter’s blog, I had absolutely no idea how to set up my own.  Cordelia helped me a lot (thank you, again, Sweetie!) since she had negotiated the shark-infested waters ahead of me.

Talk about nervousness!  I believe every new blogger goes through the same thing – 50,000 or so edits before publishing that first post, and then checking the post every 5 minutes after publishing to see how many hits there are (usually something like 2 for the first post, both by the blogger herself – or maybe 3 if the blogger’s mother can be talked into reading). *

*Unless, of course, you’re Paul Curran, who got more views and comments on his debut guest post than I get in an entire month – dang it all.

Unlike most other new bloggers, I already had some readers (at least 2!) who had followed me from Cordelia’s site.  At this point in today’s post, I want to again thank Anne and Karen (you know who you are), without whose support I would have given up a long time ago.  Each time I experienced one of those f*-it-no-one’s-reading-anyway episodes, either Anne or Karen would come through with a positive comment or an email telling me how wonderful I was – and God knows, I needed that encouragement.

BlogIdeasSo, where am I today?  While my readership is nowhere near what I would like it to be (is it ever?), it has grown 100-fold from that very first post, and the followers I have gained are dedicated followers.  I’d rather have a handful of followers I can count on to actually read and comment on my posts, than a thousand bloggers who “like” or “follow” for the sole purpose of boosting their own numbers.

I have made friends in the blogging community.  There are bloggers with whom I have email conversations and to whom I often turn for advice, and there are bloggers to whom I have occasionally given advice.  There are bloggers for whom I guest post, and those who guest post for me.

The true dedication of my readers was demonstrated during the 2-day Not Cordelia’s Mom vs. Cordelia’s Mom fiasco.  I never expected the response my mirror blog elicited – before I admitted that Not Cordelia’s Mom was, in fact, written by me, many of my readers were blasting the bitch for having the nerve to say bad things about me.  Didn’t that make me feel very special?

(If I can write a character that totally believable, perhaps I should consider writing a novel.  What do you think?)

It’s all incredible fun.  I may never actually make any money with my writing (although y’all know I’ll keep on tryin’!), but I have gained an excitement in my life that was missing before I started blogging.  And thanks to WordPress, the cost is minimal.

(I have maligned WordPress in the past, so I’d like to take this opportunity to say that I really do appreciate what they provide in their basic membership package, and I have found their membership support to be awesome.)

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To celebrate my one-year anniversary, I give every one of you permission to raise a glass in my honor.  Just don’t send me a bill for it – didn’t I just say that I’m not making any money with my writing?

But I promise that someday I will make money at it, and I promise that if when the gold starts rolling in, I will arrange a real get-together and invite everyone of my blogging friends, at my expense.   And I always keep my promises.

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Meanwhile, let’s have a virtual anniversary party – at 9:00 pm tonight (Eastern Standard Time), I will be having my glass of celebratory wine.  Please join me – why not write a comment and tell me what you’re drinking, eating, or doing to celebrate with me?

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I love to hear from my readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com

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Images by:  Pam Culver, and Owen W. Brown, and Lorenzo Lopez Photography, and Stéphanie Kllgast, respectively

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Weekend Under a Full Moon

Full MoonMy life is usually pretty boring, but every once in a while I have a non-routine weekend.  This particular weekend, there was a full moon – whether that contributed to the events, I don’t know.

Friday

On Friday, I had a day off from work because it was my IV infusion therapy day.  I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d much rather have needles stuck in various places and weird fluids pushed through my veins than to deal with my boss.

So,  Friday actually started off ok.  I slept in a bit, did a few light chores and got ready for my therapy.

Then I got the call from the large electronics store where I had purchased my TV.

Here’s the back story:

  • On the 21st of last month, my 28” TV/DVD player croaked.  It was only 6 months old and under warranty, so hubby and I dragged it back to the large electronics store where it had been purchased.  When I explained the problem, the customer service rep said it sounded like I would be getting a replacement TV.  But then, he checked with the manufacturer – who said the TV would have to be shipped to CHICAGO for repair, and it would take about a month to come back!

Jeepers – aren’t there any repair people within 100 miles of me?

Having no choice, we left the TV for shipment – again, this was the 21st of last month.

  • On the 30th of last month, I got an email saying the TV had actually been received in Chicago for repair.  Say what?  9 days to get from Buffalo to Chicago?  I could have driven it myself in 2 days.
  • On the 7th of this month, I got an email saying the TV had been repaired and was undergoing final inspection.
  • On the 8th of this month, I got an email saying the TV had been shipped and was on its way back to Buffalo.  (Hooray)

Guess the repair people in Chicago are a little more efficient at packaging and shipping than the store in Buffalo, although it still took another 10 days to actually get back to Buffalo.

  • DamagedPackageThen I got the call.  On the same day I was undergoing my IV therapy treatment, I received a voicemail from my large electronics store:  “Hi, this  is [rep from large electronics store].  Your TV got damaged in shipment, so we’ll be giving you a replacement TV.”

Say what?  Isn’t a replacement TV what I was supposed to get four weeks ago?

Saturday

Saturday started off fairly normal.  We had a morning appointment to get Puppy Cody’s nails clipped – no big deal.  Then for whatever reason, I decided I had finally had enough of the stuttering/jerky transmission in my Ford Focus, so I made an afternoon appointment with my favorite Ford saleslady to check out a new car.

Puppy Cody was good at her appointment, the vet told me.  However, the tech still managed to overclip one nail, causing some bleeding.  No big deal – the bleeding was taken care of, and we went on our way.

Quick stop at home to grab some lunch.  Hubby decided my car needed to be vacuumed and washed just in case I wanted to trade it in (this is the same guy who thought I was nuts to be thinking about turning the car in before lease-end).

EscapeTo make a really long story shorter – I drove a 2012 Ford Focus to the dealership and came back home with a 2014 Ford Escape.

Nice way to spend a Saturday afternoon, but I still think the full moon had something to do with it.

It wasn’t until 10 pm that night that I realized I had not done the laundry for the week and would be running around naked real soon.  That was when I discovered that there was a bloody paw-print on the light-colored pants I had worn while buying my car.  Well, that certainly explained some of the odd looks I had received on the new car lot!

Sunday

We were looking forward to a nice quiet day to catch up on everything that didn’t get done on Saturday.

It was not to be.

The first maiden voyage in my new Escape was spent driving my husband to the ER because his tachycardia had kicked in.  The ER was unusually busy for a Sunday morning.  By the time hubby was triaged, the tachycardia had resolved itself, so he opted to just go home rather than spend the $100 co-pay to be seen for a problem that no longer existed.  Since he goes through these episodes periodically, he pretty much knows when the incident is over, and I trust his judgment, so we went home.

It was his idea later in the day to go to the large electronics store to pick up my replacement TV.

I expected it to be an easy exchange since there was already a paper trail on the return, repair, and damage to the TV.

Of course, the store itself didn’t have quite the same paperwork, and a manager had to be called over.

Of course, the store did not have an identical TV in stock. When the manager said it could “take time to order one,” I nearly went ballistic.

Fortunately, that store has a good manager.  He offered to provide a similar TV in a different brand, and when he discovered that they did not have any 28” TV/DVDs in stock in the store, he replaced my broken unit with a brand new 32” TV/DVD  – and adjusted the price so I wouldn’t have to pay anything (heck, I shouldn’t have to- I’m not the one who broke the 28” TV in shipment).

And of course, we still didn’t have a proper stand for the TV , and Target is right next door.  Fortunately, Target had a stand in stock that will work.  Fortunately, I now had a very nice SUV with backseats that fold down so both the TV and the stand would easily fit inside.  Unfortunately, it was a very heavy box, and hubby strained himself taking it to the car and then into the house.

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It’s now late Sunday afternoon, and I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop.  Despite being in pain, hubby insisted he needed to go to the grocery store for our usual weekend stock-up.  He hasn’t returned yet.

Cody just pulled all the stuffing out of her newest toy, and is looking a little peaked.  I don’t think she ate any of the stuffing, but who knows?

I just want to have a light dinner and a glass of wine, followed by reading a good book.

TV1955Next weekend, we’ll put together the TV stand and set up the new TV.  Next weekend, I don’t intend to take my new SUV anywhere.  Next weekend should be pretty boring, and right now that looks pretty good to me.

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I love to hear from my readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com

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Images by:  Rachel Kramer, and csc1950, and BlueSpringsFordParts, and Paul Townsend, respectively.

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Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am (August 2014)

 

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Yes, it’s time for the next edition of Blast the Spammers!

They’re getting more aggressive and more creative – some have actually managed to worm their way into my legitimate comments queue.  But I caught them.  (Keep trying, spammers!)

So without further ado, here is this month’s selection:

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Comment:

“Cool blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere? A theme like yours with a few simple adjustements would really make my blog shine.
Please let me know where you got your theme. Many thanks.”

Response:

Not very observant, are you?  All of that information is listed at the bottom of my web pages.

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Comment:

“Im not capable of view this web site properly on opera I feel theres a problem.”

Response:

I hate opera – those sopranos hurt my ears.

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Comment:

“i’m sure i’ve skipped over much of what i have!”

Response:

I have no idea what you have, but suspect it’s not a great grasp of the English language.  Unless, of course, that comment was posted after a night of partying.

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 Comment:

sundial“Wow, awesome blog layout! How long have you been blogging for?
you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your web site is magnificent, let alone the content!”

Response:

Thank you very much for the compliment!  How long have I been blogging?  Long enough to recognize a spammer – nice try.

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Comment:

“Greetings from Colorado! I’m bored to death at work so I decided to browse your site on my iphone during lunch break.

I love the information you provide here and can’t wait to take a look when I get home.
I’m amazed at how quick your blog loaded on my cell phone .. I’m not even using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyways, wonderful blog!”

Response:

If any of my readers are employers in Colorado, please note:  you may have an employee who needs a whole lot more work.

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Comment:

“I observe there is plenty of spam on this weblog. Do you require assist cleaning them up? I may possibly help among classes!”

Response:

Sure, I can use a spammer to help clean up spam on my blog, especially a spammer who is class-conscious.

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Comment:

“what does lms mean on facebook”

Response:

Lost My Shit.  It’s often used in conjunction with LOL (Leaping Over Lollipops).

All together now (ta-dum!):

LMS LOL

Lost My Shit Leaping Over Lollipops

(Am I good or what?!  Wanna hire me?)

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There are just too many spam comments to include them all.  Watch for more CookieCakes snarkiness in September!

(As usual, apologies to the appropriate commenter if any of the foregoing weren’t, in fact, spam.  I realize that some comments suffer in translation, and I try to take that into account when determining what is spam and what is legitimate.)

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com

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Images by: sarahdopp, and Leo Reynolds, respectively.

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Blue Lightning (A Very Special Guest Post)

WelcomeAboardMany bloggers have seen comments on their posts and on posts by others from an individual named “Paul” – his comments are often wittier than the posts they’re written on!  Some of us have been encouraging Paul to start his own blog, but he says he’s not ready yet.  We intend to change that.

I am honored that Paul has agreed to guest post for me today.  Please join me in encouraging him to post on a regular basis.

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BLUE LIGHTNING

By Paul Curran

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Many thanks to Cordelia’s Mom for this opportunity to guest post on her site. I was reading an article on lightning recently, and the following experience came rushing back that I would like to share. At the time, I owned and operated my own temperature controlled tractor-trailer hauling from Newfoundland, Canada to the United States. Typically we hauled frozen fish to the States and produce back. As you will see, this was a typical night … until the storm in the Wreckhouse.

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Pouring rain flooded the windshield of my Kenworth tractor, so much so that the windshield wipers were barely keeping up on high speed. The cleared sections sparkled with the white diamonds of light refracting from the yard lights of the approaching restaurant. The wind was howling with enough force to shake the truck. My 400 horsepower Cat engine could barely maintain 55 mph pulling the loaded trailer into the wind. I eased off the fuel and let the truck roll until I turned into the restaurant yard. Stephan’s cobalt blue Freightliner with his reefer (temperature controlled trailer) sat glimmering in the rain as I parked behind him. Pulling on the air powered parking brakes, I scanned the 22 gauges on the dash before flipping off the four light switches, turning off the key, grabbing my coat and jumping out of the cab. Struggling against the wind, I moved, doubled over, pushing my 225 pound, 6’3” bulk through to the restaurant doors. The air pressure slammed the door behind me as I stopped to wipe my glasses and check out who was already there.

The restaurant was empty at 2:00 am except for Stephan, who was sitting in front of a cup of coffee with 4 empty creamers on the table. I frowned a bit, and then walked over and sat across from him in the booth. With a sigh, I turned sideways on the bench and rested my legs on the seat. I greeted Stephan as a waitress ambled over and asked: “What can I get you tonight?” I just asked for a coffee and so did Stephan. The waitress went to get our order and Stephan’s eyes watched her walking away. She was aware of this and put a bit more wiggle in her stride.  (Stephan is the consummate playboy with a French facial structure, jet black hair carefully combed and a lithe figure to match. The ladies love him and vice versa.)

The waitress returned with the coffee, and Stephan and I both chose two creamers from the dish on the table. As he opened his creamers, my suspicions were confirmed that this was indeed his third coffee at 2:00 am in the morning when the weather in the Wreckhouse would be so bad as to be impassable. He was not intending to wait out the storm here, and yet we both knew that to continue would be suicide. I waited for the other shoe to drop.

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Stephan: So, how heavy are you Paul?

Me: About 92,000 pounds gross [we are paid by the weight loaded so it is a game to maximize our load – around 92 k lbs is the comfortable maximum], and you?

Stephan: 93,000 pounds [this with a smile – he wins tonight]

Me: What are you doing sitting here drinking coffee, when you know we can’t get through the Wreckhouse tonight?

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WreckhouseThe Wreckhouse is a 20 mile stretch of the Trans-Canada Highway just before Port aux Basques, Newfoundland where the ferry leaves for the mainland – our destination. It is a flat, scrub-covered plain with a mountain range on the East side of the plain and the ocean on the west. When the wind comes out of the southeast over the mountains, it picks up speed as it is sucked across the plain by the ocean. Wind speeds in the Wreckhouse are typically double the wind speeds where we were stopped, just outside the plain. So, that night, when the wind here was around 50-60 mph, the wind in the Wreckhouse would be between 100 and 140 mph. That is not navigable with any vehicle, and unsuspecting visitors often find themselves blown off the road. The trick is that as the wind hits the side of the vehicle, it goes both over the top and underneath. This provides lift, just like an airplane wing, and the vehicle – trucks too – will rise in the air off their wheels and then be blown into the ditch – seldom upright.

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Stephan: Wellll, I was waiting.

Me: Waiting for what?

Stephan: I was waiting for you. You’re right, I can’t make it through alone, but if we run the two loaded trucks side by side, the wind will have to lift twice as much weight to throw us off the road – 185,000 pounds. What do you think?

(I paused for a few moments of consideration. In theory, this would work. With the correct gap between the trucks, the wind would rush between them from bottom to top, reducing the lift – like an airplane wing split lengthwise. Also, as Stephan said, the wind would have to lift both trucks simultaneously.  I had heard this scenario spoken of before, but no one I had ever met had said: “I did that.”)

Me: OK, let’s do it. You want the inside or outside?

Stephan: I’ll take the outside. How much distance between us and what speed?

Me: I figure about 8 feet between us, the same distance as the width of the trucks. That way, we’ll present 8 feet of lift, 8 feet of open space and 8 feet of lift. And about 30 mph should be good.

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We paid, exited the restaurant, jumped into our trucks and pulled out onto the highway. As we cleared the turn at the entrance of the Wreckhouse, Stephan pulled into the left lane, and I slid up beside him. There was no chance of ever meeting anyone at 2:30 am in this wind – they would be blown off the road before they ever met us. Plus we had a long sight line and could move over to let someone by if it became necessary.

When our mirrors were opposite each other I slowed to Stephan’s pace, leaving about 8 feet between our trucks. At this point the lightning started – small cracks and flashes at first. The wind picked up, and the truck began to shake side to side. Rain still poured down, now appearing to fall horizontally at a furious rate. Even so, the road was awash and dimpled with drops hitting like bullets. The lightning began to come faster and faster with the thunder booming simultaneously – indicating that the lightning was right on top of us. Still the wind rose and the trucks vibrated like a giant fist had grasped and was shaking us. I glanced out the driver’s window and could only see Stephan’s dashlights behind his side window, glowing in the dark.  The mirrors were staying opposite each other, and we adjusted our speed in the wind as if we were communicating wordlessly.

My headlights started shining closer and closer to the front of the truck, and I realized my engine hood was starting to rise. The wind had gotten under the huge hood and was stretching the tie-downs so the hood was lifting on its front hinges, opening a gap in front of the windshield through which I could see the engine working. If the tie-downs snapped, the hood would crash forward and smash the headlights and block my view – not something I wanted to think about. Lightning was flashing almost non-stop now, and the roaring of the ever increasing wind drowned out the thunder. The two trucks were shuddering continuously, a sure sign that the air was travelling between them and keeping the upward pressure controlled. Hard to believe that the wind was shaking 185,000 pounds so violently. I was sure the wind now was over 140 mph and increasing, but at least it was almost steady and not changing directions.

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Suddenly the sky lit up with blue sheet lightning from horizon to horizon. My engine glowed blue in the 18” gap where my hood was tilted forward. The world seemed to freeze in the midst of the tumult, each raindrop stopped in time while travelling at 140 mph. A continuous roar shook the trucks. The storm had done its very best to swallow us and had failed – letting out a giant scream of frustration. I blinked as the lightning dissolved and darkness once again moved in. The pounding rain and the howling wind were becoming common now, and the same scary effects we had first encountered now felt safer – we had not been even budged from the road. As we proceeded, the winds died and my hood settled back down on its mounts. Then Stephan accelerated and pulled ahead into the lane in front of me. We rounded the final corner and were clear of the Wreckhouse. The 60 mph winds and downpour now seemed pedestrian.

My CB startled me when it crackled and Stephan spoke: “Quite a ride, eh?” It took me a minute to answer: “Yeah, that was interesting.”

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To this day, I can still feel the moment when the sheet lightning had stopped the world for a short time – a high moment like a cliff that then dropped off and left the blue flash and the memory suspended above in time while we continued along the highway.

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HISTORICAL NOTE BY PAUL CURRAN

How the Wreckhouse Got Its Name:   Close to the Port aux Basques end, there is a small old broken down house down over the bank beside the railroad track that used to run through the Wreckhouse. There haven’t been any trains in the area for decades (it all goes by road now), but the line was still there last time I visited. Anyway, the trains used to blow off the tracks too, so the railroad built this sturdy little house – more like a bunker – where the winds got high, and they stationed a flag man there. He had weather equipment and when the winds got too high, he used to go out to the tracks with a tether to hold him down, and wave down the trains. They would wait at the edge of the Wreckhouse until it was safe to go. Eventually the wind blew down the little house and its remains gave name to the stretch- Wreckhouse.

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Paul Curran and I love to hear from our readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook page, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com

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Images by: Cape Treasures, and Betty Carter, and Christoph Kummer, and Bernadette Morris, and National Geographic, respectively

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