Feeling the Love!

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Sometimes when you least expect it, and when you need it most, someone does something nice for you.

This was the case earlier this week when I was feeling just a bit down after having checked my stats and realized that although my follower number is increasing, my Google Page rank had dropped significantly (I’d like to think it’s only because so many people are paying more attention to political sites these days.)

Miranda Sings AwardAnyway, suddenly a ping-back notice appeared, and I always check ping-backs.  Imagine my delight to learn that Laura from Riddle In The Middle had nominated me for The Miranda Sings Award, created by Claudia’s Thoughts!

I’m honored to accept (Thank you, Laura!), and will do my best to comply with the rules, which are:

1. Announce the award with a post and link the blogger who nominated you.

2. Include the featured image on your blog post.

3. Nominate 10 bloggers (or as many as you can think of) and link your awardees in the post.

4. List 7 things you love about yourself (eg. appearance, personality, achievements, etc.).

5. Describe yourself in a positive manner. Don’t use negative connotations.

So here goes.  I’ve already complied with #1 and #2.  I’ll leave #3 for the end because I need to think on that a bit.

Rules #4 and #5 are probably the most difficult for someone like me.  I seldom give any personal information about myself, and considering that I have created Not CM, the evil alter-ego, it’s going to be hard to avoid negative connotations.  But I’ll try.

Seven [positive] things about me:

♥  While I used to dread growing old, I find that being within a year or two of retirement, I’m now actually enjoying the freedom of being a senior citizen.  I can wear whatever I want, go out or stay in as I please (well, except for having to spend time at work, still), and if I accidentally say something somewhat inappropriate, people just attribute it to oncoming senility.

♥  I am an animal lover.  If I could do anything in this life that I wished, it would be to have enough land to take in everyone else’s unwanted pets.  I have experience with fish, turtles, gerbils, guinea pigs, hamsters and dogs.  While I’ve never had a cat, I’m sure I could learn.  I might, however, draw the line at snakes and tarantulas.

♥  I love meeting other bloggers!  So far I have personally dined with the Grumpy Old Dude from Archon’s Den and with Amy Rose of Petals Unfolding.  Plans are currently in the works for meetings with three other bloggers (no, I’m not saying who or when – you’ll just have to wait for the posts!).  If I had enough money, I would travel the world and meet every one of you, but alas, my funds are limited.  (Anyone want to start a Go Fund Me for Cordelia’s Mom’s international travels?  🙂 )

♥  My eyes are green.  You can’t tell that from the About page.  Just in case you were wondering.

♥  I’m a better driver than I pretend to be when writing posts.  I know that any of you living in the Western New York area are especially glad to hear that and will now freely embark from home without first Googling “Where is Cordelia’s Mom right now?”

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GOT WINE?

♥  I have recently discovered that, due to my ongoing Remicade treatments, I can again eat moderate amounts of chocolate!  And drink a glass or so of wine each day!  Life. Is. Good!!

♥  My photography is steadily improving (but don’t judge by the images in this post!).  It’s amazing what you can teach yourself if you really have an interest.  Same with writing.  Lesson learned?  Never, ever give up a dream.  Put it on hold for awhile if you have to, but never lose hope of obtaining it.

And now for the part that everyone has been waiting for (you can stop skimming now). 

My nominees for The Miranda Sings Award are as follows. With the exception of the first one (who probably has more followers than any of us, even though he doesn’t own a blog himself!), I’m limiting nominations to blogs with less than 1,000 followers (according to WordPress), to bring attention to them.

[NOTE TO NOMINEES – CONSIDER THIS AS MY WAY OF HONORING YOU.  THERE IS NO OBLIGATION TO ACCEPT.)

  1. Paul Curran of Julie No Blog (Please hold your applause until th end.  Thank you.)
  2. Pensitivity101
  3. Typical Tracy
  4. Roamin’ Gnomials
  5. Daddy Come Lately
  6. New Bloggy Cat
  7. Get Off My Lawn
  8. Just Plain Ol’ Vic
  9. Social Bridge
  10. In the Zone

Wasn’t that fun?  Now it’s your turn.

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Miranda Sings Award image by Claudia’s Thoughts; other images by Cordelia’s Mom

 

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I’m Still Here, People!

Wondering why some of your favorite blogs are no longer appearing in your Reader? Maybe WordPress decided they are unworthy. We may all hate Not CM, but we still want to read her, don’t we?

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Did you know that if you’re an infrequent poster, WordPress removes your blog from the Reader?

Trust me, they do.  I don’t know what they consider “infrequent” – has it really been that long since I last posted?  And weren’t you all eagerly awaiting my next post?

This discovery was made today while looking through CookieCakes‘ list of blogs that she follows.  I  began noticing that when I clicked on the links for several blogs, I received a message:

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No recent posts…

This site has not posted anything recently.

Followed by a suggestion to check the “Discover” category.

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So, knowing I have been very busy and haven’t posted in awhile, I checked my own site.  And got that same message!

Now WordPress is telling us who we can and can’t read?  What makes them think the Discover posts are any better than those…

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Have you ever wondered how you’ve managed to get as far through life as you have?  Sure, we all wonder that about other people at times, but did you ever doubt your own smarts?

Recently, the SPCA ran a promotion by which making a $50 donation would get you a coupon entitling you to unlimited car washes at Delta Sonic for one year at the price of $19.95 per month (a $10.00 per month discount).  Joining Delta Sonic’s unlimited plan also allows you to go through the express lane rather than the cashier lane.  I had been thinking of going unlimited for some time, so the SPCA offer sounded perfect.

Now, instead of getting my car washed three times a month at a cost of about $20.00, I could go every single day if I wished, for only $19.95.  What a deal!

Having signed up, I couldn’t wait to start using that express lane. Today, it was warm enough that I had my chance.

I pulled up to the express lane and waited for the lift gate to rise.  It didn’t – despite the fact that I clearly heard a beep as the automatic reader took note of the Delta Sonic tag affixed to my rear driver’s side window.

Maybe it just takes a few moments?  So, I waited.  And waited.

Hm.  Maybe I didn’t pull up far enough.  So I pulled forward until the nose of my vehicle was nearly against the gate.  And waited.  And waited.

Nuts.  Maybe I pulled too far forward and the machine didn’t really read that tag.  So I backed up.  Despite the fact that there was now a car waiting behind me.  I could almost hear that driver thinking, “This IS the express lane, isn’t it?”

I waited some more.  And waited.  Why the hell isn’t that damn gate going up?  I paid for the damn subscription!  Come on, already.

Fortunately, the driver behind me was a senior citizen who was obviously in no hurry whatsoever, and there were no vehicles behind him inasmuch as it was only 8:00 am.

Finally, a Delta Sonic employee approached my vehicle and motioned for me to roll down my window.  Turns out the machine I was looking at wasn’t just a tag reader – it had buttons for choosing extras like body gloss and tire dressing.  Drivers who don’t want those extras must press “No Thanks” before the gate will open.

And now I saw that they are really prominent buttons!  Duh.  The Delta Sonic employee pushed the “No Thanks” button for me, the gate lifted, and I was on my way into the bowels of the car wash itself.

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Finally!

After going through the drying lane, I drove to work and parked my nice clean vehicle in the lot behind the building.

And then it started to rain.

Followed by snow.

But that’s all right – I have UNLIMITED car washes!  I can go back again tomorrow!

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Images by Cordelia’s Mom

 

 

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RETURNING TO THE INTERNET (Guest Post by Paul Curran)

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[PAUL’S SAGA CONTINUES …]

Christmas came and went, and with the help of a kindly neighbor who did my grocery shopping for me, I gradually got better.

I was doing some writing on my computer late in December when I spilled my drink on the keyboard – it died a fast and clean death as I watched. It was old and the keys were falling off (I had attached an auxiliary keyboard and mouse) and it was running XP – no longer supported – and had little computing power or memory. I had complained to all who would listen that it could not set up and run a blog as Word Press just gave me pop up warnings about XP and lack of memory when I tried. They wanted me to upgrade and I couldn’t.

After all my complaints, a very kindly fellow blogger –Robyn – contacted me and said she was updating and would like to gift me with her computer. I readily agreed and was amazed when a powerful quad core laptop showed up in the mail. It was a Cadillac of computers and was only a few years old – I was profusely thankful.

So my health was still improving, and I kept pestering the management for the internet. Early in January, they told me that the internet was back on and my neighbors were having no problems. I could not get the new computer to hook up to the cable connection provided in my room. Over the next six weeks I had three technicians come to visit and their laptops all worked on my cable line. They checked everything, including the routers and modem. And none could figure out why my computer wouldn’t go online. I took my laptop out to two computer stores and it went on their internet in a flash and yet when I returned home, it would not connect to my internet. I called an old friend of mine who currently runs the IT department for a major retailer and is responsible for about 10,000 PCs across Canada and a room full of servers. We spent an hour going over every setting on the computer and still it would not connect. He was surprised and said he would drop over the next week to check it out. Meanwhile, I made arrangements with the local University to have them take a look at it as soon as I got my benefit cheque.

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And then came Tuesday, February 16, 2016.

At 3:30 am Tuesday morning it began to snow, softly at first with that windless damp air that spoke of more to come. Then the snow started to fall faster and faster. As the day went on the winds picked up and Ottawa was virtually shut down by what ended up being the worst single day snow storm in the weather history of the city. It snowed and snowed and the wind howled – eventually leaving 52 cms (about 21 inches) of snow in 17 hours with drifts 5 or 6 feet deep. I had plugged in a small electric space heater to combat the chill air from the powerful winds that were finding every crack and crevice to enter.

Around suppertime, I decided to have hot dogs and try out the used Forman Grill that I had picked up for a few bucks. I got the dogs split and cooking on the grill when I figured that toasted hot dog buns would go perfect with the grilled meat, and so without thinking as I was humming along to some tunes I placed the hot dog buns in the toaster oven and turned it on Bake.

It was all over – with a loud “POP!” I blew the electrical for my room and part of the building. I was using different plugs, each with its own power bar, and none of those overloaded – rather it was the main supply that kicked off. I had the laptop open on my desk and was doing some word processing and it switched seamlessly to battery, lighting the pitch black room with a hazy light from the screen – the only sound the howling of the wind outside. I picked up my cell phone and called the manager confessing, apologizing and asking if he could come over and reset the breakers, which were locked in the basement and not accessible to the residents. He mumbled and grumbled while I apologized profusely and then he got bundled up and trudged through snow up to his thighs in places to reset the breakers.

When the power flickered back on, a pop-up appeared on the laptop computer screen – “Would you like to categorize this network as Public, Home, Work,”  I knew that there was a LAN in the building that I could access but I could never get from there to the WAN that supplied the internet. I chose “Public” and the pop-up disappeared. Another came up in its place: “You are now connected to the internet”.  I found this highly unlikely and went to programs to find Internet Explorer and select it. I had removed and reset all the shortcuts and Google in the process of trying to access the internet.

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SO GOOD TO BE BACK!

I could not believe my eyes; I was actually on the internet. I checked a few websites and my e-mail (over 9,000 e-mails) and then called a friend and neighbor: “Steve, Steve, you won’t believe this: I’m on the internet!” He rushed over and oohed and aaahed at the screens flashing by as I navigated a few sites.

So, in the end, there must have been a partially set or faulty breaker that was providing perhaps reduced voltage or some similar effect that interfered with my internet. When the hot dog buns blew the breakers and they had to all be reset, the problem was resolved and months of efforts finally resulted in the internet returning. If it goes off again, I will know that the breakers need to be reset – an odd but apparently effective way to re-establish internet. I will not have to involve a major snow storm or hot dog buns the next time around.

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Paul Curran and I love to hear from our readers. You my comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Paul Curran photo by Paul Curran; other images by Cordelia’s Mom

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