Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am (March 2015)

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Hopefully, by the time this post is published, the snow will have melted in Western New York, and my roof will have stopped leaking.  I’m in no mood for spammers at the moment, but that does not stop them from coming.  If nothing else, their comments make me laugh:

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Comment (excerpt):

“Excellent site you have here but I was curious if you knew of any forums that cover the same topics discussed here? I’d really love to be a part of group where I can get advice from other experienced individuals.”

Response:

Well, since you wrote this on one of my Spam-Bam posts, I would say that you’re doing just fine as a spammer.  I know of no forums to help you do your “job” better (thank God – I have a hard enough time keeping up with all of you as it is!).

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Comment (excerpt):

 “Apologies, We was not clear.”

Response:

Well, maybe YOU was not …

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Meth LabComment (excerpt):

“Our lab has found and imported it.”

Response:

I am sooo not going to ask the next logical question.

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Comment:

“Now I feel stuidp. That’s cleared it up for me”

Response:

I’m very happy for you.  It sure hasn’t cleared anything up for me.  Now I feel stuidp. Not.

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Comment:

“Hi there it’s me, I am also visiting this web site daily, this web page is genuinely good and the users are in fact sharing fastidious thoughts.”

Response:

Don’t you just love it? – a spammer who frequents my website so often that he/she thinks I know who “me” is!  I simply can’t wait to share more “fastidious thoughts” with this new bosom buddy.

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Comment:

“Very energetic article, I loved that bit. Will there be a part 2?”

Response:

Inasmuch as this was written on my post, “Yes! I Survived My First WordPress Year!“, all I can say is:  I sure as hell hope there will be a Part 2!

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Squirrels are eager for Spring, too!

The Easter Bunny will soon cometh.  Will I get eggs, candy, or yet more spam?  What do you think?  Join me in April, and we will learn whether I was naughty or nice this year [oh wait, that’s a different holiday … ].

(As usual, apologies to the appropriate commenter if any of the foregoing weren’t, in fact, spam.  I realize that some comments suffer in translation, and I try to take that into account when determining what is spam and what is legitimate.)

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Images by:  dan bruell, and CALI.org, and Cordelia’s Mom, respectively

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Where Else Has Paul Been?

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This is a public service announcement.

Paul Curran is a terrific writer, but he does not have his own blog as yet, so he has been guest-posting for those of us who do have blogs.

I have been receiving emails (at least one) from bloggers who have been searching for Paul Curran’s posts on other people’s sites as well as mine. In addition, I myself have found myself googling “Paul Curran” to find his posts because they’re always so uplifting and entertaining.

As most of you know, Paul’s posts on my blog generate so much interest that I added a special “Category” for him – check out the “Categories” drop-down menu on the right-hand side of this page.

However, Paul does guest post elsewhere.  I sure don’t want to miss even one of his posts, and I know you don’t, either.  Therefore, I have set up a new page on this blog just for his fans.  Should you want to peruse all of Paul’s posts, no matter where they appear, just click on the “Want More Paul Curran?” tab above.  I will try my best to keep the list updated – if you are aware of other Paul posts I may have missed, please let me know.  Just leave a comment on this post, or on the Paul page, or send me an email.  If you send an email, please show the subject as “Paul Curran.”

Consider this my good deed to all of us – and trust me, a good deed by Cordelia’s Mom is very rare indeed!

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I love to hear from my readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Image by Paul  Curran

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So, Where’s the Damn Cat?

Well, that’s not very nice. My nemesis is picking on Teddy Rosalie! And Puppy Cody! What do you think I should do about it?

cordeliasmom2012's avatarNot Cordelia's Mom

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Thank you for voting on my poll, “What do you really think of Cordelia’s Mom a/k/a CookieCakes?

67% of you voted for, “She should get a cat.”

Did CookieCakes listen, however?   No – she still has that damn dog.

And now, she’s even got a damn teddy bear.  Really?  Isn’t CookieCakes, like, 60-some years old?  Maybe she’s getting senile.  One can only hope.

I hear that as the weather gets warmer, CookieCakes will be traveling with that teddy bear.  I can hardly wait.  Maybe I’ll ride along so I can give you the real nitty, gritty of their travels. Want me to?

(And for the 33% of you who voted, “I love her – leave her alone!” – you’re barking meowing up the wrong tree!   The sole purpose of this blog is for me to vent against Cordelia’s Mom a/k/a CookieCakes – why…

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Meet Teddy Rosalie

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My Teddy Rosalie

11:11 ….. 2:22 …. 4:44

For years, I have noticed myself looking at a watch, wall clock, phone, or computer clock at exactly 11:11 a.m. or  11:11 p.m.  At one point, it began freaking me out a bit, and I decided to look up the possible significance.

There are many theories, some more far-fetched than others, but this is my favorite:

“These 11:11 Wake-Up Calls on your digital clocks, mobile phones, VCR’s and microwaves are the ‘trademark’ prompts of a group of just 1,111 fun-loving Spirit Guardians, or Angels, and the 11:11 prompt is their way of using our innate ability for pattern recognition to let us know that they are here. Once they have your attention, they will use other digits, like 12:34, or 2:22 to remind you of their presence.”

[Excerpt courtesy of  11:11 Progress Group]

Keep in mind that I am one of the most non-religious persons you will ever meet.  I’m more likely to believe in Twilight Zone type events than in angels and devils.  But I have lost my dad, my favorite uncle, my favorite aunt, and a very dear friend over the years, and I would like to think there is some kind of connection with those lost souls during certain periods of time.

In April 2013, my mother (Rosalie) was in the final stages of her battle with cancer.  When death became imminent, I received “the” call from my brother and then drove as fast as possible to the nursing home 80-some miles away.

Upon arrival at the nursing home, I found a teddy bear at the foot of my mother’s bed, under the covers.  Everyone I asked claimed to have never seen that teddy bear before, and swore total ignorance as to how that bear came to be in my mother’s bed.  My mother died within a few hours of my arrival.  I took the teddy bear with me as a keepsake.

I had booked a hotel for the night as I knew I would be too upset to drive back home.  Teddy Rosalie (yes, by now I had named her) sat in the passenger seat on the way to the hotel, accepted my tearful hugs that evening, slept in my bed that night, and sat again in the passenger seat on the way back home the next day.  It was silly, I know, but I found comfort in having that stuffed toy so close to me.

11Over the last year, and especially over the last couple of months, I have found myself waking up at odd times in the night – but always at a time that carries triple or quadruple digits:  11:11 p.m., 2:22 a.m., 3:33 a.m., and most often, 4:44 a.m.

I am not going to enter into a long, drawn-out discussion of religion/spirituality.  But I will say that each time I awaken and see those digits on the clock, I then look over at Teddy Rosalie sitting atop my dresser – and I feel peaceful.

And so, as a tribute to my mother and to all other lost souls, I am creating a new, light-hearted feature for this blog.  Every once in awhile, I will publish a photograph of Teddy Rosalie in some unusual place.  These photos will appear sporadically and may or may not have anything to do with the subject of the post on which they are published.  Sometimes the photos will appear in this blog, sometimes they will be on Facebook or Twitter only, maybe even on Flickr.com (so really, you should follow me everywhere!).

I intend to call these photos the Where Is Teddy Rosalie?” series.  Please join Teddy Rosalie on her travels, and should you ever find yourself in the same (or a similar) location where one of the photos was taken, please take a moment to think with love about your own lost souls.

TeddyRose

I’m ready, CookieCakes – let’s go!

 

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I love to hear from my readers.  You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook, Twitter, or Flickr pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Clock image by c.e.b., other images by Cordelia’s Mom (with a little spiritual help from Rosalie)

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