Statistics Don’t Lie … Or Do They? (Re-Blog)

KeepCalmThis post was originally published in October, 2013.  At that time, I had less than 50 followers and averaged only a few views per day.  While my readership has grown significantly since then, I’m sad to say that WordPress has not changed the way it calculates those views:

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Either NO ONE at all is reading me (and I find that REALLY hard to believe seeing as my posts are so unique, funny, etc.), or the WordPress statistics are simply wrong or too confusing to follow.

I know people are, in fact, reading because I have followers (and finally, there are more non-family than family followers), MailChimp says the majority of people on my list actually open their emails, and I get email and comments from readers on Facebook in addition to the normal comments on the blog itself.

Those of you who are experienced, established bloggers probably don’t worry much about statistics these days.  But for those of us just starting out, statistics are the Holy Grail by which we judge our worthiness.

After each published post, a new blogger will go onto his or her WordPress website and check those stats EVERY FIVE MINUTES!  (Well, at least I did/do!)

It took me awhile to figure out that posts read through the RSS feeds are calculated in a different area on WordPress – you have to go into the post itself and check the statistics there, and then it will tell you how many “views” are RSS.  RSS feed readers are not included in the numbers you see on the WordPress Stats page.

Even then, things didn’t seem to add up.  I started getting “followers” who, according to WordPress, had never even “viewed”my page.  Hmmmmmm?  Turns out, people who read my posts through the WordPress Reader page don’t count towards the statistics, and I only know if they’re reading when they sign up to “follow” me.

On one recent post, I checked the stats and learned that I had only one “view” – and that was in Trinidad.  I don’t know anybody in Trinidad (although I am very happy that you found me, whoever you are!).

Well, that was just odd ‘cause I knew from talking to friends and co-workers, from checking my MailChimp account, and from reading my email and Facebook pages, that I had more than one hit on my blog that day!

Am I soooo special that every one of my friends, co-workers, family and other readers jumped onto the earliest flight to Trinidad that day so that everyone could read my blog together?  Or perhaps everyone joined together in a Skype conference to read that day’s post?

OF COURSE NOT!

Don't Give Up

Come on, WordPress, have a little sympathy for us.  I wonder how many new bloggers, after reading their stats on WordPress, have said to themselves, “Eff this – no one cares anyway!” and then simply QUIT blogging?

I almost did just that.

But then I received a PERSONAL EMAIL from one of my non-family, non-related readers in a different part of the country, who told me You’re doing great!  Keep it up.”  [Thank you, A!].  And there’s another non-family, non-related reader in another part of the country who consistently posts positive comments on my blog [Thank you, K!].

Were it not for these two supportive readers at the very beginning of my blogging adventure, I would have been forced to rely only on the WordPress stats, never knowing that there were many others who were, in fact, enjoying my work.  And I would have given up.

There must be a way for WordPress to add a line or column to the stats indicating how many actual “hits” there are (including from the WordPress Reader page), in addition to how many “visitors” and “views.”  Maybe that still wouldn’t  pick up the RSS feeds, but certainly it would be a more realistic indication of who’s actually reading the darn thing.  This little bit of extra information could very well make the difference to someone who’s on the verge of giving up blogging forever.

Anyone else with me on this?  Wouldn’t all you newer bloggers feel better if you knew how many people are really reading your posts?

Thank you for letting me vent.

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post (please), comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Where In the World Are My Readers?

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ARE THERE READERS UP THERE? OR JUST SQUIRRELS?

A year or two ago, Opinionated Man of the blog, Harsh Reality, ran a post in which he asked his readers to comment on their physical location. I found it interesting that so many people took the time to join in, from all corners of the world. I’d like to link to that post here, but OM has published so many posts it would probably take a good portion of the rest of my life just to find that particular one!

NOTE TO OPINIONATED MAN: I’ll be happy to include the link if you want to send it to me, or leave it in the comments below.

At that time, I had only a handful of readers myself, and I pretty much knew where all of them lived, seeing as the majority of them were friends and relatives. Now that I’m a big[ger] blogger (relatively speaking), I’ve kind of lost track of where everyone is. Sure, certain readers comment on each and every post – and I know where they hale from. (Yes, that’s bad grammar – deal with it.)

But how about the rest of you? Many of you read my posts without ever commenting or “liking” – that’s perfectly OK with me. You can print off my posts, tape them up, and throw darts at them for all I care. I’ll take whatever attention I can get.

(Just don’t throw darts at any of the Puppy Cody or Teddy Rosalie pictures – that would only piss me off.)

Anyway, to create a sense of community – and to make me feel special – how about leaving a quick comment below and telling me what country or area you are in. Or provide the name of the nearest city or town. When I become rich and famous (i.e., win the lottery), I promise to host a blogger party and invite each and every one of you.

I’ll start: I live in Buffalo, New York, USA.

That was easy. Now it’s your turn. GO!

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post (please), comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Well, at least the bathroom’s still pretty …

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Imagine sitting in your new, beautiful kitchen which had been renovated after the walls and ceiling were damaged by ice backup during the prior winter’s storms. Imagine yourself sipping your coffee and gazing around at the new walls and curtains. Imagine the view out the window into the back yard – it is summer, and the sun is shining.

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Now imagine yourself looking up at the newly installed ceiling tiles.

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WTF?!

Yes, that is a water mark on the new ceiling tiles. It rained over the weekend, and the roof is leaking AGAIN.

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I know you all recall my two weeks of household renovations- heaven knows I wrote enough posts about it (click here, here, and here – hint, hint).

Really, I thought we were done, except for minor things such as painting the window frames and putting up new curtains.

But apparently, Mother Nature had other plans.

The roof that was installed in 2013 leaked and was repaired on an emergency basis just last month. The new leak is in an area of the kitchen other than where the repair was done. Which means that we now need to have the entire kitchen roof torn off and reinstalled.

You will recall that the original roofing contractor has disappeared – won’t return calls, and his office has been closed. Which is probably just as well – I wouldn’t want that guy coming back to screw up the roof even further. Enough is enough.

My good client – the one who sent a crew out within an hour for the emergency repair last month – will come tomorrow to estimate the cost of replacing that section of the roof. I know it’s going to be expensive, but at least I’ll know it will be done right, I can count on my client to stand behind his warranty, and I’m pretty sure he’s not going anywhere.

Are you all ready for more Tales from the Dark Side of Home Ownership? Please join me in hoping that the upcoming roof replacement will be the last repair.

Wine BlissBut as a homeowner, I somehow doubt that.

Anyone for wine?

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Kitchen images by Cordelia’s Mom; wine image by Movement Six

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