Category Archives: Health

Boob Squeeze

I’m happy to report that my boobs are in excellent condition, even if the rest of me is falling apart. My recent mammogram says so. My male readers may wish to skip this post, unless they really like reading about … Continue reading

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If I Should Die Before I Wake

(Please, God, don’t let this be one of those prophetic writings that gets published 2 minutes before I’m squashed by a semi falling off an overpass or something.)   As I enter my twilight years, and my health becomes iffy, … Continue reading

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Portable Hardness

My intentions were good. By dropping my work week down to 4 days instead of 5, I would not only have the one extra day for much-needed rest, I would also have a whole free day to catch up on … Continue reading

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Screams in the Night

It’s so hard to get a good night’s sleep when I wake up with cramps in the calves and/or thighs of one or both legs. Sure, stretching the muscles prior to climbing into bed helps, and sometimes taking an aspirin (or … Continue reading

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