Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am (June 2015)

 

Spam Fritters

SPAM FRITTERS – they actually look pretty good, don’t they?

Just one more week until the rest of the major household repairs begin! Woo-hoo!  But meanwhile, I must deal with the cream of this month’s crop of spam comments:

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Sometimes a spam comment is only amusing  because of the post it’s written on.  This one was attached to my post, The Important Room, which dealt with toilet paper:

Comment:

“At this time I am going away to do my breakfast, afterward having my breakfast coming again to read more news.”

Response:

Enjoy your breakfast. You can get back to spamming more quickly if you avoid the prunes.  Just sayin’

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This one was also posted on The Important Room:

Comment:

therefore i dont think this shit works.”

Response:

I’m certainly sorry to hear that.  You should maybe try prunes.  Hope you feel better real soon.

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Comment:

“Hi my family member! I wish to say that this post is awesome, nice written and include almost all important infos.  I would like to look extra posts like this .”

Response:

I haven’t a clue who you are or where you live, but after such a nice comment (especially after the two above), you may now truly consider yourself family.  Just don’t ask me for money or a place to stay.

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Comment:

Although actual damage is an elective protection, it’s necessary if you provide pizzas since your automobile is important for money.”

Pizza DeliveryResponse:

I have no idea what that’s supposed to mean, but as much as I’d like to, I simply cannot afford to provide pizzas to all my readers (’cause, yay, there are too many now!), even if I sell my car.

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Comment:

I do believe filter is unavoidable, my full household as well because so many of the I meet and smokes marijuana.”

Response:

I do believe you does smokes marijuana. Now that you’ve publically admitted to drug use, you may want to do something about it.

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This was written on one of my Spam-Bam posts:

Comment (excerpt):

I think that what you said made a bunch of sense.
However, what about this? suppose you composed a catchier post title? I mean, I don’t wish to tell you how to run your blog, but suppose you added a title that grabbed a person’s attention? I mean [Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am]  is kinda boring.”

Response:

I dunno.  I think Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am is a pretty catchy title, and most of my readers agreed with me when I asked them.  I wanted to call it Snarks ‘R Us, but Spam-Bam won out.  Deal with it.

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There were more amusing spam comments than I could use for this month’s post.  I’ll save them for July – join me then!

(As usual, apologies to the appropriate commenter if any of the foregoing weren’t, in fact, spam.  I realize that some comments suffer in translation, and I try to take that into account when determining what is spam and what is legitimate.)

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Images by:  lint01, and PINKÉ, respectively

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11 Responses to Spam-Bam Thank You Ma’am (June 2015)

  1. Dan Antion says:

    It’s nice of you to provide pizza. I like pepperoni, mushrooms, sausage, onions and bacon. I don’t need all of them on the same pie, but bacon, don’t forget the bacon.

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  2. These days, I get SO much spam (fortunately, mostly caught before it lands in my comments), I just scan them to make sure there are no legit comments in there. When the daily number started to exceed 200, I stopped laughing. I don’t understand why these people DO this. Are they selling something? Have they nothing better to do with their time?

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  3. Archon's Den says:

    I’ll be happy to join you. Are you coming apart at the seams? 😉

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  4. markbialczak says:

    I think your title is spiffy, CM. Now I’m still trying to get over the fact that nobody around here calls them headlines.

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