Dear Santa …

Dear Santa,

I’ve been a very good dog this year.  Most of the time, at least.  (Let’s not tell Mom that I took over her computer while she was out, ok?)

It’s so hard to decide what I want for Christmas this year.

Mom already bought me a new house so I don’t have to stress myself out guarding the premises against those loony neighbors we used to have.  Lord, I thought they’d never run out of balls to throw over our fence – and those cops!  I don’t understand why Mom didn’t want me to keep those cops out of our house – after all, they’re strangers!

Only our loony former neighbors would call the police when a ball isn’t returned quickly enough, and only in that quiet suburb would the police respond to such a silly call.  I’m glad we’re not there any more.

At the new home, I mostly just lie around (it was so nice of Mom to buy me that new couch!), except for when I have to chase that mail carrier off the property every single day.  Really, by now wouldn’t you think he’d know better?  Mom says she doesn’t even want most of the junk mail that guy leaves.

Anyway.

Since I’ve been such a Good Dog and all, could you maybe bring me some new treats?   Those bones stuffed with cheese are really nice – I never get enough of those.  Or maybe some new rawhide sticks?  Good chomping exercise!

Or, some new toys?  Maybe a bunny or squirrel I could chase inside the house?  Where Mom and Dad walk me, there’s something called geese – could I have one of those? I’ve been dying to chase those geese, but Mom and Dad make me stay on leash. Whatever you bring, they’d have to be housebroken, of course; Mom gets upset when tiny “presents” are left on the living room rug.

Or, maybe you could ask your elves to come put up that fence my Mom wants?  Elves are used to snow and ice, so I’m sure they’d have no problem with our weather.  We really need a fence ’cause Mom won’t let me run free without one.  Silly Mom – where does she think I’d go?  Sure, I might chase after a bunny or another dog, but I’d always find my way back.  Doesn’t she know that?

I’ve heard Mom and Dad discussing “money” recently.  I think Mom needs to find a job pretty soon, but I’d rather she stayed here with me.  Sometimes she plays with me during the day; that’s so cool.  Santa, couldn’t you use someone to work remotely organizing those Naughty and Nice lists?  I know Mom could handle that.  Maybe she could even help with ideas on what to give to everyone.  And, of course, she could promote you on this blog!  That would be a plus that I know you’d enjoy.  Everyone, everywhere reads my Mom’s blog!

Be safe, Santa.  I sometimes watch TV with Dad, and I see there’s a lot going on in the world, some of it not very nice at all.  If you want, I would be willing to ride the sleigh with you on Christmas Eve to keep those terrorists and thieves away from you and the reindeer.  I might even be willing to wear the appropriate holiday uniform ’cause I know image is very important.

(Sorry about the photo, Santa.  Mom hasn’t unpacked the Christmas decorations, so I couldn’t find a Santa hat or reindeer antlers.  But you get the drift – and the princess crown is so much more fitting, don’t you think? If you provide a different uniform, I’ll be glad to wear it.)

 

Just shoot me a quick message – use the email for the mirror blog so Mom won’t see it.  She never checks that blog any more, she says Not CM is dead.  I’m kind of sad about that.  I enjoyed sparring with Shadowpaws.  But I’m not sure an alter-ego can die anyway.  Maybe Not CM will come back, and bring her cat with her.

If you decide you don’t need my security services (I hear Rudolph can be quite the protective demon when need be), then let me simply say I look forward to seeing you again this year.  I promise not to cause a commotion when you come in through the window (we don’t have a fireplace, I don’t know why Mom didn’t think about that!).  Maybe you could give a soft Ho Ho Ho! from outside so I know it’s you.

Merry Christmas, Santa!

Love,

Cody

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It’s Here!

I’m glad I’m “retired” and don’t have to go anywhere today.

It’s only a little snow right now, but I’m sure within the next few weeks we’ll get more than our share.  I saw a study recently that says Buffalo, NY ranks #4 in the country for overall snowfall.  But that’s better than Syracuse (hi there, Mark Bialczyak!), which ranks as #1.

As I was taking today’s photos, there was a knock on my front door.  My door does not have a peephole and the way the house is constructed, it’s not possible to see who’s standing on the front porch so normally I don’t answer.  Family and friends know to call ahead and then come to the side door.

But with the weather, I thought it might be one of my new neighbors needing something or other, and for my new neighbors I do answer (yes – my life has improved).

Puppy Cody was barking and snarling, and stayed right by my side.  She was willing to put her life on the line to save her Mom!

The visitor was a young man with a shovel, and by the time I opened the door he was already trotting back down the driveway (Good job, Cody!).  I waved the guy on, seeing as I currently have no money to pay anyone, and I’m certainly capable of brushing a few inches of snow off my sidewalks and driveway – but as soon as he left, I thought, “Wait!  I should have asked him to come back when the 2-to-4 feet of snow eventually hits!”

Hopefully, he’s an enterprising young man and will thoughtfully return when that heavy snow comes.  I think I’ll put a wee bit of cash aside, just in case – and try to teach Puppy Cody to discern between true threats and people who come to help.

Anyway.

It’s too bad Puppy Cody can’t go out and play in that new snow, thanks to the absent fence contractor, but at 23° F, I don’t really want to be out there at all.

Hugs to all my readers.  May the weather be decent wherever you are.

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Panic Time

“OMG, where’s that damn check?!”

In order to recoup that $2,900 we gave to the fence contractor who never showed up, no longer answers the phone, and has closed his office, I thought it wise to send a formal demand letter prior to instituting a Small Claims action.  I wanted to include a copy of the contract and copy of the cancelled deposit check, because I assume the contractor has probably “lost” the files for all his angry customers.

Reviewing my checkbook, I found no entries for that check.  I know I gave that down payment!  Did I forget to write the entry in the check register?  No, the checkbook balances…

I went online with my bank and searched by date, amount, and name of payee – and found nothing!

Surely I didn’t pay cash to that guy ?!  And fail to get a receipt ?!

Oh, wait, I have another account, through my credit union.

So, I checked my credit union account register – nothing.  I went online with my credit union – nothing.

Now I was getting panicky.  What if I couldn’t prove I ever paid that deposit?

As I felt my guts tightening for another bout of stress-induced colitis, it suddenly occurred to me:  credit card!

Sometimes I use the credit card simply to have a better record of a payment and the option of being able to reverse the charge if something goes wrong.  Then I pay the credit card off the following day.

Yes! That’s what I did with the fence contractor.  The online record shows the transaction!

Immediately, I called the credit card company and initiated the paperwork to dispute the charge.  Hopefully, in time I will be able to get at least some of that deposit back.

Next, I drove to the post office and sent the demand letter by both regular mail and certified mail/return receipt requested (’cause I’m ever the optimist and just know that receipt will be signed and returned).

Meanwhile, Puppy Cody – the Ever Vigilant – guards our non-fenced property against any potential invaders.

Or not.  Puppy Cody apparently believes princesses do not need to earn their keep.  And she’s probably right, the little minx.

How’s it by you?

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Classic Fail

You all know how my luck runs, right?  Nothing ever goes the way it should.

We knew when we bought our new home in August that we would need to fence in the back yard so Puppy Cody can run free like she’s used to.  Not being a stupid or naïve consumer, I called three well-known local fence contractors for estimates.  The first contractor was one we had used at our prior house, and we would have contracted with him except that his staff failed to mail the contract to us on a timely basis.

The second contractor came in with the same estimate and a promise that the fence would be installed by Halloween.  We were quite impressed with the salesman’s knowledge and suggestions for how the fence should be constructed.  We were tempted to sign with the second contractor, but decided to wait for the third estimate.

That’s when the stars and planets apparently became misaligned.

The third estimate was from Classic Fence.  Classic has been in business since 1967 and we’ve seen their fences all around Western New York.  The salesman was as knowledgeable as the previous guy, and this salesman had some better ideas for the installation.  The kicker was that we were promised installation within 4 weeks!  Even though this third estimate came in a couple of hundred dollars higher than the second one, we went with Classic Fence because we were sure they could do the job quicker.  We felt comfortable hiring a well-known local company with long-time roots in the community.

We signed the contract and paid the half-down deposit of $2900.

Then we waited.

And waited.

Once the 6-week mark had passed, I began calling for updates.  The young lady who answered my first call was very pleasant and set up the installation for a specific day in mid-October.

Prior to the scheduled day, I called to confirm when the crew would arrive as we needed to run a hose out of the house for their water supply.  That call was picked up by the owner, Fred DeNormand.  Mr. DeNormand indicated that we were not, in fact, on the schedule.  He pulled our file and reviewed the survey with me.  He assured me that we were near the top of their installation list and that there were only one or two other jobs ahead of us.  He indicated he would check their schedule and call me.

I never received that call.

And then it began to rain … and rain.  I understood that no one would be installing anything until the rain stopped, but being me, I wanted to keep apprised of when we might expect the work to be done.  I was afraid if the weather turned cold, the sidewalks would become slippery, and I could fall and break something during Puppy Cody’s early morning walk.  That thought was terrifying.

Halloween came and went, and we did not have a fence.  It was still raining.

I began calling Classic Fence weekly.  The older woman who subsequently answered the phone was pleasant but it appeared that English was not her first language.  Be that as it may, she repeatedly assured me that we were next in line for installation.

In desperation, I called the salesman who had drawn up our contract in hopes that he could maybe put some pressure on.  The salesman informed me he had left the company three weeks before, after a five-year employment.  He didn’t go into details, but I gathered it was not a particularly amicable parting.  The salesman did, however, give me the cell phone number for the crew foreman, so I could check status.  I hesitated to use that number because I thought it would be too pushy.  I would give the office the chance to get their schedule in order.

Had I Googled “Classic Fence” at that time, I would have discovered that there was a long list of customers awaiting installation, all of whom had given sizable deposits.  But I didn’t run that Google search.

Finally, in mid-November I received a call from the foreign-accented lady at Classic Fence, informing me that our installation was scheduled for Thursday, November 30.  What with Thanksgiving coming up, and the fact that it was still raining, I didn’t think it odd to schedule so late in November.

On November 29, I called Classic to confirm the crew’s arrival time the next day so that hubby could run that hose outside.  There was no answer, and no voicemail.  I tried numerous times throughout the day, with the same result.  In desperation, I dug out the cell phone number for the crew foreman and left a voicemail message on that.  I received no return call.

Being optimistic, we went ahead and set up the water supply for the next day’s installation.

The morning of November 30, I waited … and waited.  The foreign-accented lady had previously told me the crew would likely arrive between 9-9:30 am.  They didn’t.  The office phone remained unanswered with no voicemail.  The cell phone for the crew foreman went unanswered.

It was then that I did the Google search and was stunned by what I learned.  Our local TV station, WIVB, had received numerous complaints to their Call 4 Action line, and they tried to step in (see WIVB stories: “Fence company racks up customer complaints, pledges to improve” and “Fence contractor to ‘pay it forward’ for firefighter’s widow“).  Fred DeNormand claimed a bookkeeper had absconded with his money, and he was having trouble finding competent help, but he indicated he would start issuing refunds to anyone who wanted one and would make every effort to catch up on the backlog of work orders.

People who contracted with Classic Fence months before I did were still waiting for refunds and/or installation.  It didn’t make me happy.

Classic Fence has $2900 of my money, and now I was pissed.  I drove to their office, only to discover a locked door with a notice that the business was closed “for inventory/audit” and would reopen “on Wed” – but the notice didn’t specify which Wednesday.

I returned home and tried to call WIVB Call 4 Action.  The phone was picked up by a poorly spoken woman who merely said “hello” and when I questioned why she didn’t answer “WIVB” or “Call 4 Action“, she said she had something in her mouth (sounded like a mouth full of caramels, actually – if I may be so snarky).  The Call 4 Action lady said they did not have any information on story updates regarding Classic Fence, and gave me a different number to call.  The second number turned out to be the WIVB switchboard, which got me a list of menu options – one of which put me right back to the first number I called.  I gave up.

It appears that hubby and I may be out $2900, although we will take every legal step available to try to reclaim it.  Winter is upon us, and there’s no sense trying to sign up with a different fence contractor at this point.  Puppy  Cody has learned to walk on leash, and the two-walks-a-day routine seems to be working for all of us.

The good news is – I won’t have to immediately shell out the second $2900 which was set aside for the fence installation.  Considering the present reduced finances at my house, having a little extra cash (especially at Christmas time) is rather appealing.

By spring, I will be working again and able to hire a different contractor, assuming we still want the fence.  I think I’ll call back that second guy and hope he doesn’t go under, too.

Such is  life in the world of  Cordelia’s Mom.  How’s it by you?

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