I’ve been so busy lately that I nearly forgot to do the monthly Spam-Bam post!  Not to worry – I had more than my share of spam comments this month.  Check out how well these comments mesh – it’s almost as if the spammers are collaborating:

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Comment:

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Response:

In light of the fact that this comment was written on my post, “The Difference Between Men and Women Says Cordelia’s Mom,” I have to wonder what exactly you wish me to teach you.

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Comment (excerpt):

“I feel I sing so much better today than I ever sang then.”

Response:

Really, sir, she won’t mind if your serenading is a bit off-key.

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Comment (excerpt):

“I enjoy bushes and am delighted that I – can save some true old beauties…”

Response:

Guess the serenade worked.  You’re learning.  Now perhaps you should try with someone your own age.

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Comment:

“For $40 you’ll get one shared appetizer, two main courses, a shared dessert and a bottle of wine or round of drinks for $40.”

Response:

Wining and dining is also good.  I take it from your budget that you have found someone younger and less experienced?

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Comment:

“I will properly buy some more Vimax drugs afterward. Take
care, guys and thanks for following me here.”

Response:

Well, unless she’s really inexperienced, you might want to get the Vimax first.  But inviting other guys in?  That’s just a little too racy for my taste.

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Comment:

“As you start out having a growing number of accomplishment in the
activity, the wait moment to upgrade increases until you want to work with your diamonds.”

Response:

From a $40 dinner with shared appetizers, shared wine and shared dessert, to working with diamonds?  Now you’re getting it (pun intended).

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Comment:

“The [name of device] also determines your resting coronary heart price by measuring your pulse once you’re most relaxed.”

Response:

And the evening winds down …

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Damn, I had fun writing this post!  Hope you enjoyed reading it.  Join me again next month – perhaps there will be diamonds in all our futures!

(As usual, apologies to the appropriate commenter if any of the foregoing weren’t, in fact, spam.  I realize that some comments suffer in translation, and I try to take that into account when determining what is spam and what is legitimate.)

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