I do not want you to have a Happy Holiday.
I do not wish you health, joy or peace during the holiday season.
The New Year can be Happy or not – it’s totally up to you, and I’m staying out of it.
If you’re Jewish, I will say nothing at all, because I looked up “Jewish holiday greetings” and there’s no way I could pronounce most of those words.
I don’t know what Kwanzaa is, really, nor do I know the proper greeting, so you’re safe on that one.
If you’re an atheist, I will simply say “Hello.”
As for everyone else, since I don’t know what holiday you may or may not be celebrating, just go forth and celebrate in whatever way you wish.
AND NOW THAT ALL OF THAT’S BEEN COVERED
Thanksgiving is not likely to be good for turkeys, so I will not insult them by wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving. Nor will I be dressing up as a Pilgrim, Native American, turkey, ham, ear of corn, or big plate of stuffing.
Birthdays are just days – some are Happy, some are not.
If you’re offended by this post, it’s your problem. I tried my best to non-greet every group I could think of. Relax, and have a cookie.
Image by Cordelia’s Mom