Need a good laugh today? As you head off to do your Mother’s Day/weekend shopping, pay heed to this tale of woe. We’ve all been there (albeit not to such an extreme, I hope).
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I was thinking about a recent trip to Walmart and how parts of it reminded me of a story we had to read in 9th grade English.
This is the story of the Tell Tale Cart.
Intro Scene: (Dusk. The orange glow of a setting sun is rapidly disappearing behind a dark line of trees on the horizon. Like a dying coal it fades to grey. Lights across a shopping center parking lot are rapidly coming to life to greet the approaching night. There is a buzz from the lighting and the sound of a lone car quietly moving across the asphalt. The camera follows the van and zooms in to our hero.)
The ultra-luxurious minivan pulls into an empty parking space at Walmart. Underdaddy bounds confidently out of the driver’s side. He moves with the finesse of a Jaguar around the opening and closing of…
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