Oh, oh – sounds like trouble is a-brewing! Look at the email exchange I found over on the Not CM site!
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am a former resident of my nation’s capital – Canberra, Australia. I recently moved to Melbourne to be with a like-minded comrade. Although she is human she is surprisingly interesting. She is a fan of both the red and giant panda. It is through her connection to the giant panda that I read about your plight.
As a former Canberran, I am well versed in political machinations. May I suggest that the van full of peacekeeping bears is driven straight over the border into Mexico and left there. I hear a very influential man is about to build a wall separating that country from yours. Hopefully said bears will be stranded! If this does not work I have plenty of ideas. We in Australia have many ways of dealing with unwanted “visitors” – especially customs evading dogs! As for pesky vampires, I have a secret that may assist in dealing with Vlad. Please let me know if you would like assistance.
Your cat-like friend,
Jamala the Red Panda.
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Please excuse me for my tardy reply. She WithThe Food has been very careful to put away the computer so that I couldn’t get into any mischief hmph! I wish she paid that much attention to pandas. They are much more troublesome than I am. Uh oh! I think I hear her coming. Better scamper.
I do like your idea about sending the bears in the truck to Mexico.
We’ll talk again soon as I can get online.
Mehitabel
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Thank you for responding. It is a shame that SheWithTheFood is so restrictive with your computer time. Perhaps you could take a leaf out of our Antipodean book. If our “leaders” get too out of hand we simply replace them! SheWithTheFood may be less restrictive if she feared being deposed. I am sure there would be many who would love to cater to your cat needs with the appropriate amount of servitude and gratitude while deluding themselves that they are your “leader”.
I must be off – I have to check who our current leader is. It has been weeks since the last coup.
Looking forward to our continued alliance.
Jamala the Red Panda
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Dear Mehitabel and Jamala,
A coup? I am so in! Can I be an officer or something so I can stomp on Teddy Rosalie and Puppy Cody? And give Vlad orders to go back to England and stay there? Can I get some kind of authority over the Peacekeeping Bears?
Eagerly awaiting my call to action,
ShadowPaws
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How can we get word to Vlad and the Peace Keeping bears that they are about to be overthrown?
Stay tuned for the next episode of Cats vs. Dogs vs. Bears vs. Pandas (if you are a new reader, click here for the last most recent episode – which, of course, then has links to all the previous ones!).
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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com
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Jamala image and text by Vicky V (V Something Speaks); Mehitabel image and text by Anne Belov (a/k/a Bob T. Panda, The Panda Chronicles); ShadowPaws images and text by Cordelia’s Mom
Dear CordeliasMom. I do love a minion animal coup. I do love trouble. Enjoy the fun!
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Told you the plot would thicken. Thanks for jumping from one blog to the other.
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Cute 🙂
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Thanks, Marilyn. We have a lot of fun with these collaborated posts.
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Very interesting …………………………….
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If Vlad has a response, he knows what to do.
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Vlad would reply but he is too busy drinking…. I mean thinking !!!
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Hmmm. I thought all that wine I bought on my mini-tour got used up just a little too quickly!
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🙂
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Oh Oh!
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Yep. If the Peacekeeping Bears have a response, they know what to do.
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“She with the food”…love it. ☺
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Anne Belov does a great job as the voice of Mehitabel – but then, she’s had years of experience being the voice for numerous pandas. I’m going to have a really hard time writing as a cat.
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This is adorable! I approve!
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Thanks, Jacob. It’s going to become even more adorable, hopefully real soon.
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Giggling still….when’s the next chapter coming ??? ♥
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Soon, I hope. I’m just waiting for Vlad and the Peacekeeping Bears to react. Things are bound to get even more exciting.
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It’s such a cute giggle…love the fact that you are all collabearating (yes intentionally mispelled). Giggling here. Thanks for the smiles. xo
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“collabearating” – I love it!
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Well, well, well! Turn my back for one minute and look what that dog and those bears get up to. A cat has to get her full…um 368 hours a week of sleep. (Math was never my strong suit.) Either the bowl is full or it’s not. I must catch up on the latest developments. SheWithThe Food has been negligent of late
Mehitabel
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Poor Mehitabel. Maybe she needs a coloring book of her own.
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“Well, at least if I got my own coloring book, I could be seen in my full calico glory, and not just as an outline. Do you think I have any sympathy for a whiney cartoonist who says she is too tired to give me my full representation after having to color in the panda’s markings? I do not!”
-Mehitabel
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Mehitabel – just explain to her that pandas are black and white, so there should be plenty of time (and pencils) to color you.
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