Ah, love has been in the air this month, and the spammers continue to show their love for dear old Cordelia’s Mom:

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Comment (excerpt):

“I reckon something genuinely special in this website.”

Response:

Well, howdy, pardner!  I reckon y’all say that to all the pretty bloggers.

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Comment:

“Great article! This is the kind of info that are supposed to be shared across the internet.
Disgrace on Google for no longer positioning this publish higher!
Come on over and seek advice from my web site. “

Response:

Sure, I’ll be right over – I wanna be a spammer, too!  And I really need your advice to do it well.

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Comment:

“I haven’t checked in here for some time as I thought it was getting boring, but the last several posts are great quality so I guess I’ll add you back to my daily bloglist. You deserve it friend.”

Response:

I’m so glad I improved enough to meet your high standards.  God knows, I deserve all the spammers I can get.

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Comment:

“Thank you for the auspicious writeup. It in fact used to be a enjoyment account it. Glance advanced to more introduced agreeable from you!
By the way, how can we keep up a correspondence?”

Response:

Huh?  Learning to write proper English might help in your quest to correspond with me.  Or not.

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Comment:

“Awesome issues here. I am very happy to look your article.
Thank you a lot and I am having a look ahead to touch you. Will you please drop me a e-mail?”

Response:

Touched by a spammer – every girl’s dream!  Be sure to check your email every 15 minutes – I’m just gathering the proper words for my reply.  I may need to get Not CM‘s input to do it properly.

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Comment:

“somehow discovered your internet site when i was kind of stoned. good read”

Response:

An honest spammer – hooray!  Actually, I think a good percentage of my readers are “kind of stoned” (or drunk) when they read my blog – but what the hey, readers are readers, eh?  (I especially love my Canadian readers.)

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Spring is right around the corner (one can only hope!).  Once the snow has melted, and the piles of doggie do reappear in the back yard, can new spammers be far behind?  Check out this blog next month to find out!

(As usual, apologies to the appropriate commenter if any of the foregoing weren’t, in fact, spam.  I realize that some comments suffer in translation, and I try to take that into account when determining what is spam and what is legitimate.)

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I love to hear from my readers. You may comment on this post, comment on my Facebook or Twitter pages, or email me at cordeliasmom2012@yahoo.com or notcordeliasmom@aol.com

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Images by:  Simon Brass, and Lenore Edman, and Cordelia’s Mom, respectively