Ooooo … mmmmmm … is that BACON?
Can I have some? Please? I’ll be good. I’ll be soooo good!
See me being good? Just like a statue! Ignore that waggy thing behind me, I have no control over it.
But I’m sooo good. Can’t you see how good I am? I’m the goodest dog ever!
See me sitting? Such a good sit!
Can I have bacon now? Can I? Can I?
Thank you! Thank you!
Can I have more?
I promise no poopies in the house.
No? Well, can I have something else?
You got eggs there. Can I have some eggs?
No? But I haven’t eaten in days.
Oh, I forgot that you fed me already. But I’m still hungry. I’m always hungry!
Can I have eggs? Can I have more bacon? How about some of that pastry?
No? Ok, just hugs then.
Hugs! And pets! I love hugs and pets! Give me more hugs and pets!
You’re the bestest Mom ever!
[contented sigh] What a workout! I think I’ll just quietly lie here under the table and wait for lunch. Is lunch coming soon?
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