I had just gone through the car wash, and my car had been wiped.  As I was about to pull out into traffic, I glanced at the car next to me, which was also about to pull out.  A blue wiping towel had been left right in front of that driver’s face by the wiper blades.  How could she not see that?

I started shouting, and waving my arms, pointing at her windshield.  She waved back and made an “I can’t hear you” sign.

Granted, I had shown some annoyance when I first followed her vehicle through the car wash, because she had so much trouble trying to position it on the track. (It’s not that hard, people!)  Probably, she thought I was continuing my inappropriate comments (there was no way she could have heard them, but she might have glanced back and noticed my mouth moving).

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