The Best Candidate Ever!

Because it’s Sunday and I’m out of ideas for the main blog, Not CM has once again taken over the computer …

Not Cordelia's Mom

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAHave you wondered where I’ve been?  Missed me? Well, of course, you have!

I’ve been hard at work on the campaign trail.  No, I won’t tell you which candidate – because I don’t want to influence your vote.  But I will tell you this.  No matter who wins, you can be sure that:

◊  Whichever candidate is elected, it will be the one you hate the most.  I’m working hard to make that happen.

◊  Your personal financial situation will not get better and in all likelihood will get worse, especially if you are in the Middle Class.  I have no sympathy – not my fault you’re not rich like me.

◊  You know that health insurance plan you were all excited about just a few years ago?  Well, it’s about to become way more expensive with way less coverage.  Suck it up, all you little people.

◊  Want to…

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2 Responses to The Best Candidate Ever!

  1. I can’t wait for the election to be over!

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