You Can Lock Me Up, But Not Forever!

Apparently, I must once again clarify: Not CM is fiction! The Not CM persona was created to be as nearly opposite Cordelia’s Mom as possible. She was created to poke fun at Cordelia’s Mom and a few other bloggers who willingly participate in the illusion. Not CM is arrogant, bitchy, and often politically incorrect. She says things Cordelia’s Mom would never say. But Not CM is not real! Enjoy the fiction, but don’t take it to heart, people. Sheesh!

Not Cordelia's Mom

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAHave you been wondering where I’ve been for the last couple of months?

Well, CookieCakes did a pretty good job of locking me in the dark recesses of her mind, but now she’s distracted – and I’m back.  And I have a few things to say!

CookieCakes thinks she’s queen of the world now that she’s working again – but let me tell you, that piddly salary she’s making wouldn’t even keep me in lunches, manicures and massages.  What a loser!

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BTW, I also read Linda Bethea’s book, Everything Smells Just Like Poke Salad, and I also have an opinion on it.  But did Linda ask me to review it?  Of course not.  Apparently, she cares what CookieCakes thinks, but not me.  The heck with her, I won’t even link to her book here so don’t bother clicking on the photo!

Then, of course, there’s that

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11 Responses to You Can Lock Me Up, But Not Forever!

  1. When you get a chance, Linda, you might want to click over to the mirror blog and catch up. There aren’t a lot of posts, and every one of them is offbeat and entertaining.

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  2. willowdot21 says:

    Well! who has their knickers in a twist today, you sound even more wound up than Vlad when the blood runs out!🙂😎🤗

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  3. Gibber says:

    I hope that you’re feeling better.

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