It might be hard to see, but if you squint your eyes, you might just make out the new camouflaged chest freezer.

I stumbled across something new at work today. I mean I literally stumbled across it. Why? I couldn’t see the damned thing because it’s camouflaged!

That’s right, folks, the camouflaged chest freezer is off the drawing boards and into a Big Orange home-improvement store near you. Now at first I wondered why anybody would want a camouflaged chest freezer, but the more I thought about it, the more it makes sense.

• Deer, rabbits and turkeys will literally be jumping into this thing and you won’t have to lift a finger, except maybe to close the lid.
• Unwanted houseguests will be more apt to leave quickly if they can’t find the food supplies.
• The camouflage makes a bold fashion statement in today’s modern kitchen.
• Who needs stainless steel appliances…